FIRST TRUTH EVER!!!
Me: Hello!!! MY BOOTIFUL PEEPS OF NEWTOWNSVILLE!!! OH HOW IVE MISSED YOUR BOOTIFUL FACES!
Buttercup: You are so cruel to the people! What's wrong with you!???!?
Me: I know and I'm sorry my bootifuls! I really am so without further a due I present to you our very first truth!!!!
Brick: Oh how I hate my sad,sad,sad life!
Blossom: Shut up Baka!
Bubbles: Yeah Shut up! *gets all up in Bricks face*
Brick: Yeah uh Bubbles can you move?
Bubbles: oh yeah sorry!
Boomer: Yeah so uh what's the dare!
Butch: Hello Reader Ladies Miss me? *winks and blows a kiss*
Buttercup: Butch I swear if tour flirting with other girls so help me God I will KILL you!!!!!*growls*
Butch: Uh S-sorry honey buns!
Buttercup: What did I tell you about calling 'Honey Buns'!!! I told you I wanted my name to be 'BUTTERCREAM FROSTING'!!!! You are seriously pushing my buttons!
Me: *whispers* Its somebody's time of the month.
Brick:,*laughs*
Me: Well today we have my friend Samantha to give us a truth!!!
Samantha: Heyo!!!! What is going on! I am the amazing Samanthag here to give you all a truth or question for each of you, so be prepared!!*laughs evily*
Boomer: Oi I have a bad feeling about this!
Bubbles: Yeah same here Boomy.
Blossom:,Its a truth so it can't be that bad. *shrugs*
Butch: She's scary *looks at Samantha*
Brick: Oh shaddup and take this truth in like a man!!!!
Buttercup: You are not Elfman! Don't use his phrase!
Elfman: *pops out of a box* Yeah real men find their on phrases!!!*Flies into the rainbow on a UNICORN*
Samantha: not even going to question this. So Butch gets a queation.
Butch: Shoot!
Samantha: Well I always wanted to know... How the heck do you get your hair so friggin shiny!?!?
Butch: I lather it up in pudding! Always does the trick.
Buttercup: I am now disgusted. *grimaces*
Samantha: Buttercup is it true you liked Butch the first time you met him?
Buttercup: *blushes* Psh psh! Nooooooo! Why would y-you even think th-
Samantha: Its a truth you must answer truthfully you coward!
Buttercup: Fine and yes I did.*blushes*
Everybody: Awwwwww
Butch: You love me!
Buttercup: *face palm*
Me:Let us continue!!!
Samantha: Boomer do usually act stupid or is that how you were born?
Bubbles:*gasps* That's mean!!!
Boomer: I was born Stupid! I am proud of it! It makes me hilarious so hahahaha eat that you Turd bucket!
Me: Oh my Lord. *facepalm*
Samantha: Yeah whatever Goldie Locks. Now Bubbles Is it true you and Cody used to go out?
Boomer: Say WHAT!?!?
Bubbles: No we were just friends!*blushes*
Samantha: Hahah he is still single!
Me: I have some wierd friends.
Samantha: Now for Blossom. How van you eat sweats and not get a cavity?
Blossom: Oh I just brush my teeth a lot.
Samantha: An acceptable answer. Now Brick Is it true you liked Berzerk?
Blossom: If you did... So help me God.
Brick: Uh Y-yes.
Blossom: You WALMART BAG I HOPE A HOBO POOPS IN YOU ONE DAY!!! GO EAT A FISH BUTT YOU STUPID TWAT!!!
Me: W-walmart b-bag? Omg lmbo!!! *laughs*
Samantha: Bricks gonna get it!!!!Now that's all the time we have so goodbye my amazing people!
Me: SEE YOU LATER YOU AMAZINGNESSES OF THE WORLD! LOVE YOU WITH MANY HEARTS AND RAINBOW UNICORN LLAMAS!
PLEAZE VOTE AND COMMENT I LOVE SEEING YOUR COMMENTS THEY MAKE ME SMILE! *sings Smile by Avril Lavinge* HAVE A GRWAT DAY MY BOOTIFUL PEEPS OF NEWTOWNSVILLE!
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