Dare for Sarai

My favorite singer to the side Avril Lavinge! We even share the same birthday September 27!!
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Me: hello my bootifuls today Jennifer aka horrorlover21 is here! Woohoo

Jennifer: sup Bitches!!! Miss me? *smiles sweetly*

Boomer: Umm very?

Jennifer: geez boomer own what you are saying gosh your dumb.😑

Me: okayyyy then. So what's the dare and whom is it for?

Jennifer: okay it is for........ Sarai!!!!!

Me: WHAT?!?!?!? OH HELL NO!!! Go fuck something because I'm not going to do this.

Buttercup: what she means is...... Of coarse She would do it! She's just on her Period!!!

Jennifer: wait I'm not done with the dare Sarai! Okay so your CRUSH has to watch. ( I'm not saying his real name for reals because of safety purposes)

Me: UGH!!!!! Jen I thought we were friends! And you didn't even tell me the dare.

Jennifer: oh right! Well you have to eat a raw fish eyes and all not including bones.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Bubbles: I'm so happy right now.

Brick: Hell yeah!!!!!!

Blossom: Wait go back!!! Sarai your on your Period!!!

Me: ugh please shut up! Go stick your nose up Bricks ass!

Butch: well imma take that as a yes!

Jennifer: go do the fucking dare! Gosh I'm in a swearing mood today!

Me: fine fine fine!!! *goes to get a fish from publix*

Jennifer: I'm so excited because she keeps on making fun of cake in the world of adventure time!

Buttercup: huh well that's cool but I really don't care! *sings like Demi lavato*

Five minutes later(Sponge Bob narrator voice)

Me: I'm back *busts through the door* with a cod fish!

Jennifer: okay sit your butt down and chow down! Oops wait Chase come in!

Chase: *comes in looking like some sort of Greek God in a black V neck black skinny jeans for guys and black Grey Boy converse*

Me: *eyes widen* C-Chase w-what are you doing here?!?!

Chase: Well Jennifer clled me and told me that she needed help lifting a box!

Zac effron: *comes out of no where* WTF that's a pretty damned excuse!

Jennifer: well sorry but I was eating tacos so I wasn't really paying attent- Zac Effron! Go mind your own bees wax! *pushes Zac out the window*(No offense to Zac lovers because I'm one of them btw I just felt the need to throw that in there)

Chase: so there is no box?

Buttercup: wow this dude is slow! How do you like him. 😕

Jennifer: Chase, just take a seat on the couch right by Sarai.

Me:*blushing hard* Umm....

Chase: hey S-Sarai.

Me: butts!!! *eyes widen and covers hands with mouth*

Chase:😓

Jennifer:*gets out fish* eat up.

Me: okay *groans* ewww *picks up fish and plops a piece in mouth* GAHHHJJAAAHHHH EWWWW!!!!! I DIED!!!

Jennifer:*Cracking up on the floor* Hahahahahahahahaha

Blossom: HOLY JESUS!! Jennifer you are great!

Me: Blossom I hate you! *eats more fish and gags* Chase do something!!

Chase: uhh GO FISHY LEAVE SARAI ALONE!!*shoo's the fish with his hand*

Me:The fuck are you doing!

Chase: well you got any better ideas

Me: Yess you have to eat it too!

Chase: hell no!

Brick:Oh my God!!! Hahahahaha hahahahaha beaahahahahahahahahah

Bubbles: Im* wheeze * dying*wheeze* here *wheeze* hahahahaha *wheeze*

Buttercup: holy shit this is funny

Jennifer: Shits not holy! Hahahahahahahahaha

Butch: this is going on YouTube hahaha

Blossom: I can't even this is #goals!

Me: *stuffing fish in Chases mouth* Imma shove it down your throaght!! Ugh!!! Go down fish go down!!

Chase: *gagging*

Me:Stop gagging and eat the damn fishy!

Jennifer: it's technically your dare sooo....... *shoves the whole fish down My throught*

Me: *gagging*. Help me *gag*!!!!!!

Jennifer: well since that happened please vote!!

Me:*gag hack hack yack yack hack gag*'😰😰😨😨😱😱

Chase: *gag* read.😰

Sonic the hedgehog: Comment!

Blossom: Sonic why are you here?

Sonic: because....

Egg man: Sonic get your mother fucking ass back here!

Sonic: gotta go chiao for now!!

Me: *stops hacking tacking and gagging* Jennifer you little Baka get over here!!*runs to Jennifer*😤😤😤

Jennifer:bye bye my bootifuls!*runs away*😆

Me: You stole my thing!! Oh no!!*chases Jennifer out the door*

Chase: uhh I'm just going to close out o bye I guess?😬

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