Dare for Sarai
My favorite singer to the side Avril Lavinge! We even share the same birthday September 27!!
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Me: hello my bootifuls today Jennifer aka horrorlover21 is here! Woohoo
Jennifer: sup Bitches!!! Miss me? *smiles sweetly*
Boomer: Umm very?
Jennifer: geez boomer own what you are saying gosh your dumb.😑
Me: okayyyy then. So what's the dare and whom is it for?
Jennifer: okay it is for........ Sarai!!!!!
Me: WHAT?!?!?!? OH HELL NO!!! Go fuck something because I'm not going to do this.
Buttercup: what she means is...... Of coarse She would do it! She's just on her Period!!!
Jennifer: wait I'm not done with the dare Sarai! Okay so your CRUSH has to watch. ( I'm not saying his real name for reals because of safety purposes)
Me: UGH!!!!! Jen I thought we were friends! And you didn't even tell me the dare.
Jennifer: oh right! Well you have to eat a raw fish eyes and all not including bones.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Bubbles: I'm so happy right now.
Brick: Hell yeah!!!!!!
Blossom: Wait go back!!! Sarai your on your Period!!!
Me: ugh please shut up! Go stick your nose up Bricks ass!
Butch: well imma take that as a yes!
Jennifer: go do the fucking dare! Gosh I'm in a swearing mood today!
Me: fine fine fine!!! *goes to get a fish from publix*
Jennifer: I'm so excited because she keeps on making fun of cake in the world of adventure time!
Buttercup: huh well that's cool but I really don't care! *sings like Demi lavato*
Five minutes later(Sponge Bob narrator voice)
Me: I'm back *busts through the door* with a cod fish!
Jennifer: okay sit your butt down and chow down! Oops wait Chase come in!
Chase: *comes in looking like some sort of Greek God in a black V neck black skinny jeans for guys and black Grey Boy converse*
Me: *eyes widen* C-Chase w-what are you doing here?!?!
Chase: Well Jennifer clled me and told me that she needed help lifting a box!
Zac effron: *comes out of no where* WTF that's a pretty damned excuse!
Jennifer: well sorry but I was eating tacos so I wasn't really paying attent- Zac Effron! Go mind your own bees wax! *pushes Zac out the window*(No offense to Zac lovers because I'm one of them btw I just felt the need to throw that in there)
Chase: so there is no box?
Buttercup: wow this dude is slow! How do you like him. 😕
Jennifer: Chase, just take a seat on the couch right by Sarai.
Me:*blushing hard* Umm....
Chase: hey S-Sarai.
Me: butts!!! *eyes widen and covers hands with mouth*
Chase:😓
Jennifer:*gets out fish* eat up.
Me: okay *groans* ewww *picks up fish and plops a piece in mouth* GAHHHJJAAAHHHH EWWWW!!!!! I DIED!!!
Jennifer:*Cracking up on the floor* Hahahahahahahahaha
Blossom: HOLY JESUS!! Jennifer you are great!
Me: Blossom I hate you! *eats more fish and gags* Chase do something!!
Chase: uhh GO FISHY LEAVE SARAI ALONE!!*shoo's the fish with his hand*
Me:The fuck are you doing!
Chase: well you got any better ideas
Me: Yess you have to eat it too!
Chase: hell no!
Brick:Oh my God!!! Hahahahaha hahahahaha beaahahahahahahahahah
Bubbles: Im* wheeze * dying*wheeze* here *wheeze* hahahahaha *wheeze*
Buttercup: holy shit this is funny
Jennifer: Shits not holy! Hahahahahahahahaha
Butch: this is going on YouTube hahaha
Blossom: I can't even this is #goals!
Me: *stuffing fish in Chases mouth* Imma shove it down your throaght!! Ugh!!! Go down fish go down!!
Chase: *gagging*
Me:Stop gagging and eat the damn fishy!
Jennifer: it's technically your dare sooo....... *shoves the whole fish down My throught*
Me: *gagging*. Help me *gag*!!!!!!
Jennifer: well since that happened please vote!!
Me:*gag hack hack yack yack hack gag*'😰😰😨😨😱😱
Chase: *gag* read.😰
Sonic the hedgehog: Comment!
Blossom: Sonic why are you here?
Sonic: because....
Egg man: Sonic get your mother fucking ass back here!
Sonic: gotta go chiao for now!!
Me: *stops hacking tacking and gagging* Jennifer you little Baka get over here!!*runs to Jennifer*😤😤😤
Jennifer:bye bye my bootifuls!*runs away*😆
Me: You stole my thing!! Oh no!!*chases Jennifer out the door*
Chase: uhh I'm just going to close out o bye I guess?😬
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