Sirius is drinking a cup of tea with Dumbledore at King's Cross (heaven) when DarknessIsMyLover steps out of a train

DarknessIsMyLover: *walks towards the teaparty* Excuse me, but is this heaven?

Sirius: *turns towards her* Yes...

DarknessIsMyLover: Wait a second! Are you Sirius?

Sirius: Yes of course I am serious!

DarknessIsMyLover: *facepalm* No! Is your name Sirius?

Sirius: Err... yes! How do you know that? *looks confused*

DarknessIsMyLover: OMG *fangirls* Can't we spend eternity in heaven?!

Sirius: *snarfs out his tea* EXCUSE ME?!

DarknessIsMyLover: You heard what I said!

Sirius: Are you serious?!

DarknessIsMyLover: no I am DarknessIsMyLover... *looks confused at him* you are Sirius!

Sirius: Yes I know that, *sighs* but...

DarknessIsMyLover: Then why do you ask it?!

Sirius: because...

DarknessIsMyLover: NO! SSHH! NO BECAUSE'S!!!

Sirius: but you...

DarknessIsMyLover: NOW DON'T BLAME ME!!!

Sirius: but...

DarknessIsMyLover: *points her wand at him* so, can we spend eternity in heaven? *smiles at him*

Sirius: *looks terrified at her* I THINK SO... But please put down your wand!

DarknessIsMyLover: *smiles* YAY! and I will but I did it because...

Sirius: NO! NO BECAUSE'S!

DarknessIsMyLover: but...

Sirius: *grins at her and walks towards her* I love you, too! *kisses her passionately*

Dumbledore: err.... *disappears in an explosion of dust*

DarknessIsMyLover: SIRIUS?! WHERE ARE YOU?! SIRIUS?!

Sirius: DARKNESSISMYLOVER?! WHERE ARE YOU?! NOOOO! WATCH OUT!!! *runs towards her*

DarknessIsMyLover: *falls into a black hole in the ground and closes her eyes*

Sirius: NOOO!!! *tries to take her hand but is too late*

DarknessIsMyLover: *wakes up in her bed and realises that it was just a dream* SIRIUS?!

Well, this chappie is extra long, hope you like it! I'm sorry for the "it was just a dream"-end, but Sirius is mine already, but I still tried to make a nice chapter for you!