Harry sits in the Hogwarts Express when Middle_Earth_ suddenly appears on the bank in front of him

Harry: *takes wand* EXPELLIARMUS!!

Middle_Earth_: *dodges beam* do all wizards react like this if I just wanna ask them a question?!

Harry: oh... *puts wand back in his pocket* well, since Voldemorts return we all do that yeah..

Middle_Earth_: right... but my question is: who would win in a fight between you and Gandalf?

Harry: who is Gandalf?

Suddenly Hermione walks in and sits down next to Middle_Earth_

Hermione: seriously?! Don't you know Gandalf?! Everyone knows him! do you never read books?

Harry: no actually I don't

Hermione: *facepalm* boys... *leaves*

Harry: but I still don't know who Gandalf is...

Suddenly Gandalf appears out of nowhere

Gandalf: MY NAME IS GANDALF AND GANDALF MEANS..... well... ME!!

Ron: *walks in just at that moment and screams*!A DEMENTOR A DEMENTOR *leaves*

Gandalf: *jumps out of the window and stands in front of the train* YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAASS!!!!

Harry: Wait a minute... he doesn't even belong in this story *jumps after him* AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

Middle_Earth_: well... That's clear... bye!!!! *disappears like dust in the air*

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