to kuro/kiyo: listen to 'A Fake Fake Psychotropic.' by Gumi and tryi relating each other to it.
-Asked by BlaePhantom
-Hands an mp3 player and earphones to kiyoko/Kuromi- Yep. You know what to do.

Kiyoko: ... -Sweatdrops-

Kuromi: -Groans-

((Note: Every comment they make is when they pause the song. Now let's continue.))

My patience is wearing out
As days spin by me

Kiyoko: ...Kuromi.

Kuromi: .. It's not my fault I'm not as patient as you..

My brain is whirling, and even in an entire year
Absolutely nothing is getting done
Even though others have helped me out

Kuromi: No, no, it's the opposite. Getting help means getting nothing done.

Kiyoko: -Facepalm- Actually, no. You're the one who never gets things done if you look at it this way. You always pick on useless fights, which is never necessary during travels.

Kuromi: -Groans-

As the hour hand spins, so do my eyes
I've lost my heart to praise and admiration
I've messed up everything

Kuromi: That's you.

Kiyoko: Is it really? I mean I did start sulking more often after my brother died and before you came into view.

"Ah...If only there was one more of me..."
Shall I erase this impossible dilemma of yours?

Kiyoko: Seriously, guys, I don't think you want another you. Just be happy that you're one and only.

A fake, fake, imitation
Wait a moment, what's this? Look
It's a revolutionary situation
I'm happy, happy, so happy. I can't stop
A fake, fake, imitation
Come on, I'll substitute for you; our behavior will be just the same!

Kiyoko and Kuromi: That's a lie. We're total opposites.

I feel kind of impulsive
Ah, (laugh) (laugh) (laugh). I can't stop!
God, I'm sorry for cheating!

The ability to do as you please,

Kiyoko: I can't do anything when she's here. I'm always watching her -sweat drops-

Kuromi: You don't need to watch me. -frowns-

Kiyoko: -Looks into a mirror to look at Kuromi- Yes, I do or you'll go off killing someone in my name.

Kuromi: -Sweat drops-

And an all-year long vacation
Leave all the annoying stuff to me, I'm fully automatic
Ah, today IS clear skies "AS WELL"
Let's face it together, friends!
I'll become your hand and your feet
The best future and an accepted premise
It's kind of clichéd? Nonsense

The popular kid who everyone envies, the glittering, shining one
Who's the most liked in her class?
Hey? Wasn't it me...?

Kuromi and Kiyoko: Pfft, popular? Not close.

A fake, fake, imitation
Wait a moment, what's this!? Look
Where's the fake?
They're not here, here, here. I don’t know
A fake, fake, imitation
Have you stolen the place I belong?
As you play around disguised as me
Ah, you look exactly like me, there's almost no difference
God, I'm sorry for cheating!

Kiyoko: She certainly did steal half of my place. 

Kuromi: Well, I'm sorry I exist.

The price for creating a fake gimmick is for
The future, future, future to be erased
"Realize who is "real" already"
I am right here

Kuromi and Kiyoko: -Sweat drops- Not many can tell the difference between us cause they never actually pay attention... -sulking-

A fake, fake, imitation
Wait a moment, what's this? Look
Reasons ripped away, a gashing wound
I'm scared, scared, scared. It won't stop
A fake, fake, imitation
The fourteenth me laughs
There's no real "you", right?

Kiyoko: Explains a lot. What if I'm the fake and Kuromi is the real me?

Kuromi: -Shrugs-

Ah, is this retribution, retribution, retribution? I don't know!

As a fake, fake, I fall and struggle
As a fake, fake, I warp and flounder

God, I'm sorry for cheating...

Kiyoko: .... I wish you had your own body and appearance..

Kuromi: You know? I do too..

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