To Kiyo/Kuro: why are you with Kurapika? I'll admit Kiyo goes well with him, but Kuro wants to slit his throat half the time. I think Kuro would be better with Killua, -wiggles eyebrows- how about it? C'mon author, make it happen!!! Kuro deserves some love!
-Asked by spedsarah
...... So why are you with him?

Kiyoko: Err... He's a nice guy.. And, well, takes care and looks out for me most of the time like during the Hunters' Exam.... -blush- It's not because I'm attracted to his looks or anything! It's his personality!

Kuromi: But he's a fag -still holds a grudge on the fork stabbed spider-

Kurapika: I told you, it wasn't on purpose!

Kiyoko: -sweat drops- Anyways, yeah, that's my answer -hides face-  

And why are you with Kurapika, Kuromi? -clearly joking-

Kuromi: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE?!?! 

Kiyoko: -Using willpower to hold back while smiling nervously- C-calm down, Kuro...!

Kuromi: Ughhhhhhh! Fine!! -retreats to spiritual form before Kiyoko gets hurt-

Kuromi with Killua? Interesting...... But wouldn't that be weird for an, I don't know, 14-15 year old boy to be with an 18-19 year old girl? If you want it to happen..... Let's make it happen for a brief second. Kiyoko?

Kiyoko: Yes?

Please bring Kuromi back, but make sure you take control of one of your arms. Don't harm yourself!

Kiyoko: Okay. -hair tips off red-

Kuromi: What, what??? -glaring-

Killua!

Killua: Huh? What, Blizz/Stormy?

Come here for a second!

Killua: ... -walks over-

Magical reader/author powers! You two are now a couple for this ask.

Both: WHAT?!

Kuromi: ME? WITH SNOWBALL OVER HERE?!

Killua: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SNOWBALL, YOU HAG?

Kiyoko: -Holding Kuromi back-

Kuromi: LET GO, KIYOKO!

Kiyoko: No! You're going to attack him! -controls own body with manipulation-

Killua, please? It won't happen again? -practically lying-

Killua: ...... Can't be helped.. I get to torture her this way anyways, right Dear? -smirking-

Kuromi: -Blushing and frowning at the same time- I hate you so much right now...

Killua: Come on, give me a hug. -gesturing himself-

Kiyoko: -Giggling and makes Kuromi walk over their against her will and hugs the boy-

Killua: See? Not too bad, right? -cat features appear-

Hold hands please!

Both: -Killua groaning mentally and Kuromi literally audible as they hold each other's hands-

Kuromi: This is so weird...

Everyone: Thanks for asking, spedsarah! ASK US ANYTHING YOU LIKE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Kuromi: Can we let go yet??? 

Oh right.. Oops, go ahead.

Both: -Lets go as Kuromi begins to chase Killua who's just running around laughing-