How To Be Random Ask Away!

Warning: the following chapter is going to be really random. Like no joke. Heck, take a fan and slap your head with it or something then you'll know that it's random. Wow, it's random already.

Yuna: -Whispers and shakes head- She's not okay.

I am fine, thank you very much!

Vul: All characters will be very out of character at some point.

Hoshi: Uh, no. Scratch that. Correction: ALL characters will be very out of character at MOST point.

Himeka: Oh brother.. It's like she's high on sugar..

I DON'T GET HIGH ON SUGAR FOR YOUR INFORMATION!

Hoshi: But what if you did?

That'll never happen!

Kiyoko: OBJECTION!

Kuromi: Crap, Kiyo, you never yell.. What the hell was that?

Kiyoko: I don't know I just felt like it, hehe. -bubbly atmosphere-

Everyone: .... Weirdo.

Maki: Hey, hey, hey. Guys, I'm going to try to imitate that Tasuku guy Yuna's with!

Yuna: Say what???

Everyone Else: Ohhhh!

Maki: .... I don't even remember what he says!

Everyone: -Falls- You're kidding!

Maki: -Chuckles nervously- Nope, not at all... Wait, now I remember! -clears throat to make it sound deeper- Assemble dragon army! Dragonic Force, luminize! -voice cracks at the end- .. Well, crap. That was awkward.

Himeka: Whoa, you sound like dying whale.

Maki: Why thanks for the compliment!

Kuromi: So why did Blizz(Stormy) mention about taking a fan and slapping our heads?

Rhyme and Miyuki: -Grabs a fan and slaps the back of her head-

Kiyoko: Ow!

Kuromi: A- HEY!

Rhyme: Did that clear things up?

Miyuki: We slapped out all the bad thoughts lingering in your killer brain!

Kuromi: AS IF!

Miyuki: Hmmmm, what if we took a fan, not a paper fan, and used that to hit you?

Rhyme: Maybe ram her into a windmill? That's still a fan right?

Minako: Or a fan.

Everyone: ..... What.

Minako: A fan!

Everyone: .... -looks at each other confusedly-

Minako: -Sigh- You know -pulls out a photoset- a fan? -shows pictures of human beings and crowds-

Everyone: Ohhhhhh.....

Yuna: Wait, are those from my concerts???!

Minako: -Ignores-

Kuromi: Ha, no thanks. I don't want to get hit by a fan, a fan, get rammed into a windmill, or hit by ... a fan.

Himeka and Kasumi: -Grabs a fan and slaps the back of her head again-

Kiyoko: Ack!

Kuromi: Oof! Why you little brats!

Kasumi: -Whistles and looks away-

.... Anyways..... -gets slapped by a fan- OW, HEY! WHO DID THAT? -looks around-

Everyone Else: -Stares at Yuna-

Yuna: What? I didn't do such a thing!

Everyone: Ask us anything! And be careful with any types or fans..... Be it a paper fan, plastic fan, cloth fan, eletrical fan, a fan fan.... you know a human? Or even a windmill..... We'll be glad to answer, entertain, and humor you!

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