ESP: This is from @Punchinthejewels, "Who of you three love Matthew the most?" Oh no...

Allen: Mattie you're chill but-

Matthew: I understand. Just get out of here before they start...

Alfred and Matt: *read question*

Matt: Of course it me, he's my boyfriend!

Alfred: When did- *To Matt* You and me are talking later. And of course it's me, I'm his twin brother! I've known him since we were found! We've been together for everything!

Matt: Yeah, but that's familial love (Storge or στοργή).  I think they meant romantic love (Pragma or πράγμα). So in that case it would be me. 

Alfred: But you just used Pragma, or long-standing love. You haven't been dating long or else I would have heard of it.

Matt: True we haven't been dating long, but I've liked him for roughly 75 years.

Alfred: *swearing under his breath* Fine. You win this round... 

Matt: *Beams and kisses Matthew on the cheek*

Alfred: *Grabs Matt's arm and pulls him out of the room* Now we are having a talk.

Matthew: *Runs out after them* DON'T KILL MY BOYFRIEND ALFRED! I SWEAR TO- 

(Camera has run out of battery)