Expo has invited some of her friends over to the studio when suddenly they spot Alfred... (Aph_Nyo_Romania and TheMaidenOfTheHunt)

Expo: Oh no... *Is actually afraid* 

Roma: The Baby!

Artie: I wanna pull his cheeks!

Expo: I don't know how he'd react to that....

Roma: *Hugging Alfred, squealing and cooing things in Spanish*

Alfred: Uhhh.... Thank you? *hugs back*

Artie: *squeals and feeds Alfred McDonalds*

Alfred: Thank you! *eats food happily*

Artie: *taking photos of Alfred and hugs him when he's done.

Alfred: *hugs and is blushing because of the attention* 

Artie: *Squeals at inhuman pitches*

Roma: *Playing Hamilton*

Artie: (to Alfred) Is there anything you want darling?

Alfred: Uhhh not really? Thank you though....

Artie: Like the head of England or a Pizza or something?

Alfred: ಠ_ಠ Pizza is nice.... and don't kill Iggy !

Artie: Pity, I mean, uh.. have some more food! *continues to cling to Alfred's arm*

Alfred: Wait- Uhhh.... okay?

Roma: *hides knife*

Alfred: Uhhh... I saw that knife...

Roma: *Sweet smile, tilts head to the side* Alfred, do you want something?

Artie: *kicks cutlass under sofa* Like my eternal love and devotion? Forget about those nasty, mean nations. We'll be here for you.

Alfred: *Pales considerably* Uhh... no thanks.......

Roma: *Scoots away from Artie* or maybe something else?

Artie: What about a present?

Alfred: (Whispering to expo) What are they doing?

Expo: *Whispering*Fangirling, just... take thier offer? Don't let them kill anyone....

Roma: *nods* Hamilton?

Artie: I pinkie promise that there will be no blood, organs, or body parts of those who wronged you involved.

Alfred: A present is nice, Hamilton is cool, Don't hurt people.

Artie: What about movie tickets to Spiderman Homecoming? Superheroes in NY. Would you like that baby?

Roma: Too late. *throws away bloody knife*

Artie: Want a cupcake?

Alfred: Uh what? Tickets sound nice.

Roma: *Smiles* Cupcake?

Alfred: Sure....

Artie: It probably doesn't contain nation meat. Not 100% sure. I can make a new batch if you want, full of normal ingredients.

Roma: Artie Chill.

Artie: We'll have fun together love!

Alfred: WHO DID YOU KILL? (Internally: IS ALLEN, MATTIE, AND MATT OKAY?)

Roma: No one!

Artie: I said probably! I was baking with Ollie recently and I got confused.

Alfred: *Sweats* (It's Ollie thank goodness. He wouldn't hurt them)

Artie: It was a 2p, probably. But y'all regenerate so yeahhhhhhh...

Roma: Allen! We need you!

Allen: What?

Alfred: *Stage whispering* Helllllpppp meeeeee.

Artie: Only go if you want to Alfred. *Sharpens cutlass while looking at Allen* You're a cute little cinnamon roll too..

Allen: What are you people doing?

Alfred: Run while you can! They may start worshipping you and killing other people!

Allen: What have you done to Porkchop?

Roma: Meh

Allen: *pulls Alfred closer*

Artie: Now tell me why you are here Al, because if you lay a finger on my baby I will hurt you.

Alfred: BABE RUN!

Roma: No killing ships Artie!

Artie: Greedy, greedy 2p wanting heaven to yourself. That just won't do will it..

Allen: I'm not leaving you. *Kisses cheek*

Artie: *melts* I won't, they belong with each other, the yaoi!

Expo: *holding back Artie* RUN!

Artie: *giggles pervertedly*

Allen: *Picks up Alfred and runs*

Roma: *Wipes away fake tear* They grow up so fast..

Artie:I promise I won't hurt you. *whispers* Too badly... *Bites Expo and runs*

Expo: ARTIE NO!

Roma: *eating popcorn* should I help?..... nah.

Allen: Babe, if I don't make it, I love you.

Alfred: I love you too.

Expo: *Tackles Artie* NO.

Artie: I wouldn't hurt an America, 2p, Nyo, or otherwise. I just want to stalk them and document their life illegally. Is that wrong?

Expo: Yes.

Roma: Wait,  that's illegal?.. oh.... well crap.

Artie: *squeals and gets a nosebleed* Oh the fanfiction.

Allen: *smiles at Alfred*

Expo: Unless you get explicit permission, then yes.

Alfred: *weakly* What?

Artie: *Whistles innocently and hides thumb drives filled with with pics, videos and everything else containing  every moment of Alfred's life*

Allen: *Holds Alfred closer*

Alfred: Wh-What? *Faints*

Allen: *starts growling, glaring at rtie*

Artie: *giggles pervertedly again*  Let's go shopping for the wedding!

Alfred: *Still unconscious* 

Artie: Want something to eat? I've got vegan Allen.

Allen: *nuzzles Alfred's hair* You're lucky he's okay.

Alfred: *Wakes up* Babe.....

Artie: So freaking kawaii *squeals at pitches only animals can hear*

Alfred:My head hurts...

Allen: Shhh.... it's okay...

Artie: Do you want asprin, or painkillers or something?

Alfred: *nuzzles into Allen* Please.....

Artie: This wedding is going to be fabulous!

Alfred: It's too bright here babe...

Allen: *Smiles*

Alfred: Wedding?

Artie: Who's wearing the dress? My votes on Alfie! And Yes you two are getting married. How would you not know you're getting married silly?

Allen: I can make a dress work though.

Artie:Why don't you both wear dresses?

Alfred: *Doesn't remember much from today.* Did Allen propose? Did I propose?

Allen: *mutters* not yet...

Alfred: Why though?

Artie: *sighs and knocks them both out* 

Expo: ARTIE!

Roma: *Sighs and turns off camera*

Coming next.... what ever you ask! Please ask something.