It's a CAT-astrophe
"Idk if already put this but I DARE CHAT NOIR TO SPEND TWO DAYS WITH MARINETTE AND ANOTHER TWO DAYS WITH LADYBUG AND HE IS NOT ALLOW TO MAKE ANY PUNS!!!!! NOT CAT, BEE, FOX, TURTLES, MOTHS ANY KIND OF PUN!!!!😈😈😈😈😈(I'm evil) AND IF HE FAILS HE HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE FLOOR!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂"
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Adrien: WHAT?! NUUUU!!!!
Plagg: Relax, kid, you'll be okay. It's only 4 days total
Adrien: 4 DAYS, PLAGG! 4 DAYS WITHOUT MAKING ANY PUNS!
Plagg: Oh no, the horror
Adrien: YES, THE HORROR! This is gonna drive me insane
Nino: *pops out of nowhere* Not as insane when you and Marinette start to f-
Alya: *slaps and walks away*
Adrien: ....what?
Plagg: No
Nino: Sorry.. bad timing *disappears*
Plagg: Come on, kid, it's just a dare, you gotta do it
Adrien: :( fiiiiiinnneeee....
~Day 1: Marinette~
Chat Noir: Hello, pur- I MEAN, PRINCESS
Marinette: Uh... Chat, are you okay?
Chat Noir: COULDN'T BE BETTER
Marinette: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? *pun unintended*
Chat Noir: *bites lip* N-No I'm just trying to act normal... HEHEHEHEHE
Marinette: Chat, you're never normal
Chat Noir: YEAH WELL I GOTTA GO NOW *takes out staff and bounces away on it*
Marinette: Gotta bounce, you mean? *pun intended*
~Day 2: Marinette~
Chat Noir: I'M BACK, THE CAT'S OUT OF- I MEAN ME IS HERE
Marinette: What the heck is up with you?
Chat Noir: Nothing, it's just a dare that is killing me inside
Marinette: What's the dare?
Chat Noir: I can't make any puns... for the next 4 days
Marinette: ...... BWAHAHAHAHA
Chat Noir: NOT FUNNY >:(
~Day 3: Ladybug~
Ladybug: So I hear you can't make any puns
Chat Noir: Where'd you hear that? The only person I told was Marinette...
Ladybug: ...... *inhales*
Chat Noir: ......
Ladybug: .......
Chat Noir: Are you two friends?
Ladybug: *exhales* Y-Yes, friends, friends, friends
Chat Noir: Ah! Well I got that pretty spot on
Ladybug: ......
Chat Noir: OH MY DOG I MADE A PUN
Ladybug: Dog...?
Chat Noir: This is a catastrophe....
Ladybug: Oh my, what's the consequence?
Chat Noir: I have to... make out with the floor...
Ladybug: AHAHAHA DO IT
Chat Noir: UGGGHHHH
Ladybug: They didn't say how long so maybe 5 seconds
Chat Noir: ... of summer
Ladybug: ...What?
Chat Noir: Its a boy band...
Ladybug: Oh. Okay.
Chat Noir: Haven't you heard of them?
Ladybug: I like Fall Out Boy better...
Chat Noir: *sighs* let's get this over with
Chat bends down on the concrete, hoping he won't get sick after this. He then slowly let his mouth touch the cool ground. He gagged and stared kissing it for 5 seconds before getting up and rolling towards a drinking fountain.
Ladybug: Awe, poor kitty, he was on a roll too
Marie: Wow, you've been the one making puns this whole time
Ladybug: It was torture
Marie: Well, it wasn't fur real though
Ladybug: -_-
Hawkmoth: Chat better wash his mouth with soap and water before you two kiss in the future
Ladybug: W-WHAAAT
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