It's a CAT-astrophe

"Idk if already put this but I DARE CHAT NOIR TO SPEND TWO DAYS WITH MARINETTE AND ANOTHER TWO DAYS WITH LADYBUG AND HE IS NOT ALLOW TO MAKE ANY PUNS!!!!! NOT CAT, BEE, FOX, TURTLES, MOTHS ANY KIND OF PUN!!!!😈😈😈😈😈(I'm evil) AND IF HE FAILS HE HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE FLOOR!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂"
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Adrien: WHAT?! NUUUU!!!!

Plagg: Relax, kid, you'll be okay. It's only 4 days total

Adrien: 4 DAYS, PLAGG! 4 DAYS WITHOUT MAKING ANY PUNS!

Plagg: Oh no, the horror

Adrien: YES, THE HORROR! This is gonna drive me insane

Nino: *pops out of nowhere* Not as insane when you and Marinette start to f-

Alya: *slaps and walks away*

Adrien: ....what?

Plagg: No

Nino: Sorry.. bad timing *disappears*

Plagg: Come on, kid, it's just a dare, you gotta do it

Adrien: :( fiiiiiinnneeee....

~Day 1: Marinette~

Chat Noir: Hello, pur- I MEAN, PRINCESS

Marinette: Uh... Chat, are you okay?

Chat Noir: COULDN'T BE BETTER

Marinette: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? *pun unintended*

Chat Noir: *bites lip* N-No I'm just trying to act normal... HEHEHEHEHE

Marinette: Chat, you're never normal

Chat Noir: YEAH WELL I GOTTA GO NOW *takes out staff and bounces away on it*

Marinette: Gotta bounce, you mean? *pun intended*

~Day 2: Marinette~

Chat Noir: I'M BACK, THE CAT'S OUT OF- I MEAN ME IS HERE

Marinette: What the heck is up with you?

Chat Noir: Nothing, it's just a dare that is killing me inside

Marinette: What's the dare?

Chat Noir: I can't make any puns... for the next 4 days

Marinette: ...... BWAHAHAHAHA

Chat Noir: NOT FUNNY >:(

~Day 3: Ladybug~

Ladybug: So I hear you can't make any puns

Chat Noir: Where'd you hear that? The only person I told was Marinette...

Ladybug: ...... *inhales*

Chat Noir: ......

Ladybug: .......

Chat Noir: Are you two friends?

Ladybug: *exhales* Y-Yes, friends, friends, friends

Chat Noir: Ah! Well I got that pretty spot on

Ladybug: ......

Chat Noir: OH MY DOG I MADE A PUN

Ladybug: Dog...?

Chat Noir: This is a catastrophe....

Ladybug: Oh my, what's the consequence?

Chat Noir: I have to... make out with the floor...

Ladybug: AHAHAHA DO IT

Chat Noir: UGGGHHHH

Ladybug: They didn't say how long so maybe 5 seconds

Chat Noir: ... of summer

Ladybug: ...What?

Chat Noir: Its a boy band...

Ladybug: Oh. Okay.

Chat Noir: Haven't you heard of them?

Ladybug: I like Fall Out Boy better...

Chat Noir: *sighs* let's get this over with

Chat bends down on the concrete, hoping he won't get sick after this. He then slowly let his mouth touch the cool ground. He gagged and stared kissing it for 5 seconds before getting up and rolling towards a drinking fountain.

Ladybug: Awe, poor kitty, he was on a roll too

Marie: Wow, you've been the one making puns this whole time

Ladybug: It was torture

Marie: Well, it wasn't fur real though

Ladybug: -_-

Hawkmoth: Chat better wash his mouth with soap and water before you two kiss in the future

Ladybug: W-WHAAAT

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