*lights dim*

*music begins to play*

Adrien is seen in the background playing the piano.

A figure walks to the center of the stage as a spotlight illuminates the person.

Hawkmoth: *inhales* I-

Nino: *sitting in the audience* YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Hawkmoth: O-O

Adrien: ◉_◉

Alya: ಠ_ಠ

Marinette: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Chloe: (¬_¬)

Nino: ｡◕‿‿◕｡

Hawkmoth: *clears his throat awkwardly* I want to start off by thanking this lovely audience for coming tonight

Nino: *whispering loudly to Alya* HE CALLED ME LOVELY

Alya: That's nice, dear

Hawkmoth nods to Adrien as he continues to play the piano.

Hawkmoth: Someone asked before, "How does Hawkmoth cope with the quarantine?" Well, here's the real secret *clicks the ON button on the projector*

Chloe: Wait... did that just randomly appear?

Alya: I could've sworn he was holding a microphone O_O

Nino: HUSSSHHSHHOEPWEFNWEIFNENCKSSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKS

Marinette: Say it, don't spray it, Nino (~_^)

Hawkmoth: THIS IS HOW I COPE-

The projector projects a slideshow with screenshots of reader comments:

Hawkmoth: Reading the comments of my fabulous fans is what keeps me going (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

He steps down from the stage and wanders around.

Hawkmoth: It can be hard being the villain in your story sometimes... But, receiving these lovely messages and encouragement makes me feel human again. Makes me feel like I am a Hero by putting a smile on your faces

Nino: *is BAWLING* 

Alya: *wipes tear*

Chloe: *covers up her puffy eyes with makeup*

Marinette: (◕‿◕✿)

Hawkmoth: SO THANK YOU, MY FABULOUS BUTTERFLIES

Nino: ANYTIME HAWKMOTH ༼☯﹏☯༽

Alya: YEAH, YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE MOTH BUTTERFLY DUDE

Chloe: I guess you're not so bad

Marinette: ALWAYS FABULOUS

Hawkmoth: I do have a question though...

Nino: ANYTHING

Hawkmoth: What's with people calling me... HawkDaddy... Am I everyone's father?

Nino: ...I- *sweats*

Alya: （￣□￣；）WELL.... UH....

Chloe: Oop, this is awkward...

Marinette: EH-

Nino: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alya: Nino, NO

Nino: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

Hawkmoth: I'm still confused??? Anyway... STAY FABULOUS!

Adrien: Can I stop playing the piano now...?