Chloe: What happened to your face yesterday?? It was hideous!

Marinette: I was wearing makeup! What's your excuse?

Marinette: Nice

Chloe: Did you just say "nice" to your own joke?

Marinette: You would say that too if you could make jokes!

Marinette: Nice

Chloe: -_-

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Nino: Haha dude, I just poured juice in my cereal, sometimes I think I'm an idiot

Alya: Oh man, I do that all the time

Nino: What? Pour juice in your cereal?

Alya: No, I think that you're an idiot

Nino: -_-

Alya: But you're my idiot <3

Nino: :DDDD

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Gabriel Agreste: Son, I didn't know you wore a ring *looks at his miraculous*

Adrien: Well I didn't know you started noticing and acting like a real father, I guess we're even

Gabriel Agreste: Watch your tongue, young man or I'll have Natalie isolate you from the rest of the world

Adrien: *shrugs* so you're going make me end up like you? I guess it runs in the family

Gabriel Agreste: O_O

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Hawkmoth: ;--; *single tear?

Marinette: Awe, what's wrong?

Adrien: Yeah, why you crying man?

Hawkmoth: *sniff* I just got roasted twice by my son. He was throwing them shade

Marinette: Awwww, I'm so sorry!

Adrien: Dang, your son sounds so rude. What a savage