And now, presenting, from a request from Mogg123 , SMAUG: THE MUSICAL!!!!

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Smaug: I am fire flying through the night,

I'm gonna set that town alight!

I am death soaring through the air,

They're all gonna die but I DON'T CARE!

Cuz I'm a fabulous draaaaaaagon

With lots of beautiful treasuuuuure

The dwarves ars trying to steal it,

Killing them will be my pleasure!

I am fire

The Company: He is fire

Smaug: I am death

The Company: He is death

Smaug: I'm gonna destroy everything

With my deadly breath!

I am fire

The Company: He is fire

Smaug: I am death

The Company: He is death

Smaug: The time of me is starting,

The time of them shall END!!

Me: That didn't rhyme in any way!

Musical mes: We were pressed for time, okay?

We had to write it in a day,

Or really, an hour-

Me: ANYWAY

Bard: That dragon's murdering everyone,

Killing him's gonna be so fun!

I've got a black arrow, Smaug is near,

I'll shoot him when he comes over here.

I'm gonna slay a draaaaaaaagon

And the hearts of fangirls as well.

Cuz I must say, it's obvious-

I'm hotter than the fire itself!

Smaug: I am fire

The Company: He is fire

Smaug: I am death

The Company: He is death

Smaug: I'm gonna destroy everything

With my deadly breath!

I am fire

The Company: He is fire

Smaug: I am death

The Company: He is death

Bard: Smaug, you'd better say goodbye,

You're about to take your last breath!

*kills Smaug*

Bard: Smaug is dead!

Everyone: SMAUG IS DEAD!

Bard: Smaug is dead!

Everyone: SMAUG IS DEAD!

Bard: Let's sell his scales for jewelry,

And make sushi from his head!

Smaug is dead!

Everyone: SMAUG IS DEAD!

Bard: Smaug is dead!

Everyone: SMAUG IS DEAD!

Me: And I'm really tired of typing,

So now this is THE END!