Marie: Hey, Cal! I've got something special for ya. 

Callie: *comes running down the stairs* What?! 

Marie hands her the letter. 

Callie: *reads* WHAT. 

Marie: *snicker* Some people realize you don't like Pearl too much. 

Callie: *picturing herself as a queen ordering Pearl around* OH. IT. IS. ON.

Marie: Good. I'll tell Off the Hook then. *giggles* 

~Timeskip to Battle Time~

Pearl: READY FOR ME TO BREAK YOUR BACK ONCE I WIN, CALLIE?

Callie: *from the other side of the stage* NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME, DIRTBAG.

Marina: *with Marie overlooking the fight* Callie and Pearl are going to face off in a ultimate battle, loser has to serve the other for five whole vids! I'm hyped, Marie! 

Marie: No kidding, this is the most exciting thing since the uprising of octolings in Inkopolis! 

Marina: *nods* The rules are simple. Whoever can get the most splats before time runs out, wins. But for some added challenge, the stage we picked was not really a stage at all. 

Marie: It's a bunch of floating blocks in the sky. 

Marina: So. Exciting! 

Marie: Uhh, should we go ahead and tell them to start so they will stop yapping at each other? 

Callie: YOU DUMB-WITTED MORON

Pearl: YOU UGLY DINGUS 

Marina: Nah, I think they'll be fine for a couple of moments.

This continues. 

Marina: Okay, I'm done. READY!!!

Marie: SET!!!

Marina and Marie: GO!!!!!!

Callie and Pearl set off for the center. They fight furiously, but eventually Callie's gets knocked off trying to dodge Pearl's attack. She grins widely. 

Pearl: DONE SO SOON, SUCKER? 

Callie: IN YOUR DREAMS

They continue to battle. 

Marina: *biting her nails* This is INTENSE. 

Marie: *breathing heavily* No joke there. 

Classy: Hi, guys. What are they doing? 

Marina and Marie: Classy! 

Loxo: And Loxo! 

Classy: *sigh* I still can't get the speaker off my back. 

Marina: Glad to see you! And Loxo. Callie and Pearl were dared, and are now having the ultimate battle to see who is better! 

Classy: *chuckles* Someone noticed that they don't get along well. 

Marie: *rolls her eyes* I wish I could end this myself, but whatever I do just backfires. 

Marina: I have a feeling that this won't help...

Classy: Wait, what's that? Down there, on the sidelines? 

Marie: It looks like--OH MY GOODNESS IT"S EDDIE

Marina: Ed_Wheezer~! 

Classy: What's she holding? 

Marie: It's a sign that says, "CALLIE"S #1" Pfffttttttttt *breaks out in giggles*   

Callie is dodging some of Pearl's attacks, but barely. And once again she falls off, but catches hold of the edge. 

Callie: Pearl...help...please. 

Pearl: Are you kidding me?! No!! 

Callie: *tears fill her eyes* I...can...hold on...much...longer 

Pearl: *looks at Callie's tear filled face* UGH. WHY CALLIE?! 

Callie: *tears roll down her face* Good...bye...Marie...and french fries...and singing...good...bye...world...

Pearl: UGH *helps her up* *immediately gets splatted* 

Callie: WOO WOO! YOUR THE SLAVE NOW, PEARL. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marie: *face palms* Classic trick, Callie. Can't we call this a foul? 

Marina: Well...the only rules were that they had to splat each other, it didn't say how. 

Ed_Wheezer: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Callie: Oh! Hi Eddie! 

Ed_Wheezer: Oh, hi! *blushes* 

Pearl: CALLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marina: Ah, Cal, this is where you run. 

Callie: *running away with Pearl chasing* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME MARIE

Pearl: I"M GONNA KILL YA 

Marie: I'm not helping her. 

Classy: *chuckles* Are we just going to leave her like this? 

Marina: At least for a little while. 

Five hours later

Callie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Marina: Are we done?

Marie: No, let's leave it in like this, and go to bed. Let's see what happens in the morning. 

They all leave. 

~Timeskip to the morning~ 

Callie and Pearl are crawling on ground as Pearl was still chasing. 

Callie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *falls asleep on the ground* 

Pearl: Ah-ha! I'm gonna get my revenge--*falls asleep* 

Marie: Aww, I feel sorry for them.

Marina: Let's leave them there. 

BAHAHA This was fun~ Don't tell that to Pearl and Callie, XD This was a bonus chapter requested by Hyksos2001, so shout out to you! Stay off the hook~! ~Nova