Tormya: I dare Ham man and Jeffershit to react to Jamilton!

((I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE WHO SHIPS JAMILTON!! THIS IS ALL IN FUN!!))

Ham Man: Ha! They called you Jeffershit! HEY MY NAMES FUCKED UP!!!

Jeffershit: *growling* MINE TOO!

Mama Author/Hammy: Sorry, I love the nicknames. THEYRE PURE. GOLD.

Ham Man: *shrugs* Mine isnt too bad. Now what is...JAMILTON?

Mama Author/Hammy: *immeadietly sobers up and shivers* Not good...

Jeffershit: *pulls out phone and gives me a weary glance* Okay, ill search it up.

*Ham Man and Jefferhsit leaning to look at the phone*

Ham Man: *gasps* W-What is THIS!?!

Jeffershit: *pale* I-Is that me...and you..on a bed...OH MY GOD MAAAADDDYYY!!!! *throws phone down and runs away in horror*

Ham Man: *outraged, nauseous and confused* B-But I love John!! JJJOOOOHHHHNNN!! HURRY WE NEED TO FUCK RIGHT NOW THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW WE'RE A COUPLE COM'ERE!!

John: *shouts back* NOT THAT IM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OFFER BUT HOW WHY CANT WE JUST TELL THEM???

Ham Man: *looks into camera like in The Office*. I love John Laurens very veRY VERY MUCH.

John: *still in other room* Awee!! Love you too babe!

Jeffershit: *Is yanking James into room and hugging him* THIS! THIS IS MINE! I LOVE HIM!!

James: *blushes* Wow, smooth Jeffershit.