Hammy/Mama Author: Okay so no one asked for this but I thiught it would be a pretty cool idea. *clears throat* HAMILTON CAST ASSEMBLE!!!

*everyone runs in confused*

Maria: Ok, one,  never say that again. And two, what do you need?

Hammy/ Mama Author:  Ok so todat we are going to say what our top ships are....

James: Oh that isnt bad-

Hammy/ Mama Author: -in this group!!

Thomas: And there it is.

Alexander: Yeah, ok, I dont really care.

Hammy/ Mama Author: Oookkkaaayyyy so lets begin! Angelica you're up.

Angelica: *looks around and shrugs* I dont know...I guess I ship Laf and Herculese.

Lafayette: YES! We win!

Herc: *laughs* Laf this isnt a game. You dont win.

Laf: Yes, but Angelica is the special, how you say, stiff of the group. If she likes you then you are special!

Angelica: *shrugs* He isnt wrong.

Peggy: Okay I wanna go!! I ship myself and Maria!

Maria: *smiles fondly* Same. *pecks her cheek*

Laurens: I ship myself with Alex.

Alex: Same.

Thomas: I ship myself with....

James: *glaring* If you say motherfucking mac-and-cheese...

Thomas: *smirks* Mac-and-Cheese!

James: YOU BITCH! *chases him*

Thomas: AGH! Im kidding! I-I ship myself with you!!! Stop-wait-JAMES! *gets tackled*

Adams: I ship myself with Burr.

Burr: Yep.

Eliza: Oh! My turn.

*everyone looks at her expactently*

Eliza: I ship....Hammy with Washington!!

*Hammy/ Mama Author & Alex spit out their water*

Hammy/ Mama Author: W-W-WHAT!!?

Eliza: *giggles* I do! Its cute.

Herc: *laughs*

Laf: Well, that was unexpected.

Hammy/ Mama Author: *sputtering and blushing* B-But he...he.. HE IS MARRIED!! Yeah, he is married, right?

Washingdad: *grimly looks at them* I am divorced. My wife wasnt happy and she was a closeted lesbian.

*everyone goes silent*

Alex: Wow, im sorry. Are you ok?

Washingdad: Yes. She wasnt the only one that was un-happy. And besides. *smiles at Hammy/ Mama Author* Im bi-sexual.

Peggy: *chokes*

Maria: *helping Peggy*

Laurens: *blinks* Oh. We that would have helped when I had a crush on you...

Alex: *whips his head around so fast that James shits himself* What the fuck did you just say.

Laurens: *sweats* B-But I love you now!

Eliza: *smiling and shrugs* I still ship it.

Washingdad: *shrugs and smiles at Hammy/ Mama Author*

Hammy/ Mama Author: *blinks and slowly stands* I...I...a door? Oh I think ill use it. Bye! *sprints through the door*

*******

Hammy/ Mama Author: Well that was...erm...interesting? Yeah. Id use that word. Well I hope youve all enjoyed and-

Washingdad: *grabs mic and makes dead eye-contact with Hammy/ Mama Author* Not so damn straight.

Hammy/ Mama Author: *flushes and makes a squeaking sound*