Me: Do you like the Avengers!

You: * turns around* What? Where did you come-

Me: We-he-hell youll love my Avengers Oneshots and Imagines book!

You: *squints eyes* I-

Me: Its filled with every ship! But hurry! Im just starting out and need some ideas from people like you!

Someone in the back: WHERE THE HELL IS MY HAMILTON COMEDY!?

Me: Hamilton! We-he-hell youll LOVE my Lafayette×Reader book!

Whole crowd: Boo! Go away!

Me: *dodges fruit* I am also starting a Kingbury book. I have 3 smut books, A Johnlock oneshot-

Someone from the back: GET OFF THE STAGE!

You: What the fuck man!

Me: *gets yanked off the stage*

Me: *scrambles back on* DONT FORGET THE QUESTIONS!!!

*gets yanked off again*