KittyCuttyMutt: Make Angelica become a protecive sister and get mad at Maria for talking sexy to Peggy and other stuff...*insert lenny face*

Hammy/Mama Author: 🎶They will TEAR eachother into pieces...Jesus Christ this will be fun!🎶

KING; Hey! That is MY line!!

Hammy/Mama Author: .....*runs out of the door*

Angelica: *glares at Maria* You will do no such thing.

Maria: *scoffs* No offense, but I already HAVE. This time its just for an audiance. *winks and walks away*

Angelica: *seething*

Peggy: *calmly lying on the couch and reading*

Maria: Hey there sexy! *sits next to her*

Peggy: *rolls eyes and sits up* Hey.

Maria: *slowly places her hand on Peggy's thigh and caress's it*

Peggy: *immeadietly melts* Hehehehe M-Maria-

Maria: You know, we havent had sex in hours-

Angelica: *snaps her pencil in half*

Maria: -and I NEED you.

Peggy: O-Oh? *fans herself*

Maria: *hums in amusement* Yep. And do you know what I want you to do to me??

Peggy: I-I-I *visibly gulps*

Maria: *trails her hand closer to Peggys heat* I want you to bend me over and... *lightly palming her*

Peggy: *a little breathless* Y-Yes?

Maria: And-

Angelica: STOP RIGHT THERE! *throws Maria away from Peggy*

Maria: Ouch!! Hey!

Peggy: *flushed and panting* ANGELICA! I-I mean, that wasnt nice...

Angelica: *picks up Peggy* I am barring your windows and never letting you out until you are 300 years old.

Maria: *smirks* But we havent finished the dare!!

Angelica: *flips Maria off and exits*

Maria: Meh. She'll see.

*****BONUS*****

((A few hours later))

Peggy: *walks by the kitchen*

Angelica: *looks up* Peggy?

Peggy: Yes? *turns around*

Angelica: Is that...? *walks over and pulls Peggy collar down a little*

Peggy: I-Its not-

Angelica: THAT IS FUCKING RED LIPSTICK. *cocks her gun* MARIA FUCKING REYNOLDS.

Maria: *distant laughter*

Angelica: YOU BASTARD! COME HERE!!

Peggy: *screaming* Agh! Angie stop!!

Hammy/Mama Author: *sees Maria and Angelica wrestling* Should I...like..try and stop that??

Washington: Damn no. They need to damning learn.

Hammy/Mama Author: Yeah. I guess. And, "damning??" Wtf Washy. That isnt a word.

Washington: Well now it damning is. *drops mic*

Hammy/Mama Author: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THESE FUCKING MICS???