firelover123 asked/dared Razza to kiss Ghastly, MY GOD.

Herobrine: *smirks*

Razza and Ghastly: ...

Kim: I'm not making them do that.

Duck: *splutters* B-b-but that's not fair! You made me push The Haunted Grayson off a cliff! And I'll let you know, I did not enjoy it! He would have killed me if it wasn't for that friggin machine gun you pulled out of nowhere!

Blank: Speaking of which, where did you get that machine gun?

Kim: The world works in many mysterious ways, Blank. It would do you good not to question them.

Razza: So I don't have to kiss him? I know he is my adopted brother and all, but its still awkward.

Ghastly: Yeah.

Kim: *sighs* Sorry, but I think its best if you did. Don't want to disappoint the fans, or it will be you with a machine gun pointed at your face next.

Razza: *Swears loudly*

Herobrine bursts out laughing. He then induces a spell on Razza to make him all seductive and shit.

Razza: Alright, come here, Ghastly...

Ghastly: DO NOT TOUCH MY EARS YOU C-

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Blank: Dear God.

Blue: What drugs have you been on lately?

Kim: None. I just don't take this sort of thing very well.

Blank: *Shakes head sadly and in slight sympathy* You can say that again.