Lon'qu: I'm angsty and edgy about everything and I fuck potatoes and dragon children!

Lachesis: I want to commit incest with my brother!

Tiki: I'm a draconic crybaby and I miss my Mar Mar!

Reinhardt: Magic is everything! I can't get my damn pants in order so I'm going after a girl and a plank of wood!

Seliph:  My dad got roasted so hard! My siblings are made out of incest wah!

Lukas: I'm a plank of wood with no emotions and daddy issues.

Boey: I'm afraid of everything and a big pussy!

Lucius: I want Raven's edgy dick so bad! 

Soren: I'm an angsty bookworm who's gay for an idiot! 

Anthony: I'm a big crybaby of a gremlin who's fucked up in the head and probably got slam dunked on my head several times!

Himself: I'M THE BEST ONE OUT OF ALL THESE FUCKERS! FEAR ME!

Anthony: And what did you say about me?

Berkut: Nothing....

Anthony: Hector! Berkut's being mean again!

Berkut: Oh shit. 

He's just joking, not being mean, he really cares about all of them even if he doesn't show it well. I don't have Hector.... As for the Lon'qu fucking dragon children? He's married to Nowi in this world cuz I love that pairing