What if Voldy actually had a nose?
By shrutstwilightphilic

Percy: Voldy?
Harry: I don't know who that is either.
Ron: *sniggers* I think she means Voldemort.
Hermione: Since when are you not afraid to say his name??
Ron: Since Harry killed him, remember??
Hermione: *rolls eyes*
Harry: Well, if Voldy did actually have a nose, I think that would change the entire story.
Hermione: Don't be so sarcastic, Harry.
Harry: I'm not! Seriously, he might have been able to "sniff" us out and we wouldn't have been able to sneak around and destroy all of his Horcruxes.
Hermione: Hmm.. True.
Ron: That's ridiculous. Voldemort isn't some dog who can sniff people out.
Harry: ..
Ron: -__-
Harry: Stop that.
Ron: -___________-
Ginny: WHALE FACE YAAS
Harry: Just. Stop. It's. Annoying.
Ron: Just admit that you're wrong for once, Harry.
Harry: No.
Draco: Yes.
Harry: No.
Draco: YES
Harry: NO
Nico: I SHIP IT
Everyone: Huh?
Nico: I SHIP DRARRY IT'S MY OTP AND IF YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAINST IT AND I KILL YOU IT'S YOUR FAULT NOT MINE.
Neville: Why do I feel that we've gone slightly off topic?
Ron: Because we have -_-
Harry: To answer your question, if Voldemort had a nose, I'd punch it in, so he wouldn't have a nose anymore anyways :) Problem solved!

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It's been ages since I updated, I know -_-

Shoutout to shrutstwilightphilic and SwimR5 who had sent me questions ages ago - you guys have been very patient!! :)

Hope you liked this chapter!!

And HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!! *•°*°•*°•*°•*°•

"If you say something against someone's OTP and they kill you, it's your fault." - Dan Howell, 'danisnotonfire'