To Leo- How the hell are you so awesome??
By ____DemigodHere____

Piper: Oh gods. Quick, change the topic before he comes in.
Percy: Blue cookies!!
Annabeth: -____- (* le whale face *)
Leo: HAI GUYZ WHATCHA DOIN'??
Percy: Talking about blue cookies
Leo: What's the question? *peers at screen*
Everyone else: *desperately trying to cover question*
Leo: YAS MY FANGIRLS BE ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS
Leo: ALL DA LADIES LOVE MEE
Leo: To answer your question, amazing and smart person, I am awesome NATURALLY. No one can beat my inherent swag.
Everyone else: -___-
Leo: :D

A/N I know I'm exaggerating the characters' personalities in this book, but I just think it would be lighter and cheesier this way. This book is in no way to be taken seriously.

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