Me:*starts singing* Hey Jeffy boy Haruka has a question

Jeff:*Rolls eyes and looks at Haruka* what is it?

Haruka: I-I- um have you ever wanted a sister...if so*looks up shyly at Jeff* can I be your sister *hides face*

Jeff:*Blushed slightly and scratches head* um no not really...*Starts acting perverted* but I can be your master/senpai instead *licks lips*

Me:HELL NO!...she said sister...not sex partner

Jeff:what's the difference

Everyone:*goes quite*

Ben:Wait you've fucked your sister

Jeff:well she wasn't really related to me

Me and Twist:*Looks at each other*

Jane: Wow~! I knew you were a sicko

Jeff: yeah but who fucked slenderman

Ej: and got caught

Jane:Oh shut it virgin Ej

Everyone:*goes quite again*

Me:Your a virgin?*looks at Ej

Ej*Looks away while blushing* Y-yes

Twist:Why

Ej:I've been saving my first time for someone special and worthy

Me:Awe that's so sweet

Ej:*Scratches head adorably* I guess

Haruka:So Jeffy doesn't want a sister

Me:*puts a hand on Haruka shoulder*He's not the one

Haruka:*looks down sadly* oh ok

Jeff:No please...be my sister

Me and twist:*slaps Jeff on the head* hell no..bad dog

Slenderman:Wow

Haruka:*giggles* bye guys

Me and Twist:yep bai bai*waves*