Ben's a.....Banana?

Ben:Yeahhhh.....I'ma banana, I'm a banana, Ima banana...Look at me move *Runs around naked*

Slender man:* raises one eyes brow that's non existent*

Me and Twist:*Watches Ben with disgust*

Ben:What homies it was a dare..* Winks at sing2thebeat *

Ben:*Grabs a banana and continues to run* Ima banana look at MA MOVES!

Jeff:No your a pedo and can be prosecuted for public indecency

DrSmiley:Ohh look who's trying to sound smart *Waves hands in the air*

OffenderMan:I do agree with Jeff tho

Me:Says the man who will rape anything that accept his rose *Rolls eyes*

OffenderMan:Well but of course...But remember who accepted this rose one hour ago *Winks at Kat(Aka Me)*

Me*Grab a pot and throws it at OffenderMan*

Haruka:Umm I don't think Ben is ok anymore

Everyone:*Stops and looks at Ben*

Ben:*Having a seizure while still singing the banana song, and hitting his head with a banana*

Me:Omg he need a Doctor

DrSmiley:No need to fear DRSMILEY IS HERE! * Looks at Ben*.......

Haruka:How is he Doc

DrSmiley:Hmm...He needs Jesus *Packs up equipment*

Me:*Hits Dr.Smiley on the shoulder* great job worthless

Dr.Smiley: Ohh yeah baby abuse me
more *grin widely and grabs my chin* better yet I'll abuse you *licks lips*

Me:*Froze*

Haruka: BENN!!!

Ben*Gets up quickly and stares at Jeff*

Jeff:Uhh what's up fam

Ben:*Starts laughing insanely* I-hahahah IM A FUCKING BBBBAAANNNAAANNAA!!! *launches at Jeff

Me and Slendy:*Starts saying prayers*

Jane:Getttt em

Jeff:*Struggling to get Ben off* Help me you bitch

Jane:Haha nope

Ben:*Looks at Jane* Do you like bananas *smiles widly*

Jane:Uhhh No I- um I eat pears and shit like that

Ben:Hmm your lying *Launches at Jane*

Jane* Ducks and starts to run*

Me and Jeff:Bob and weave,
Bob and weave

Jane:*Gets caught*

Ben:*Drags her into a dark room* Shhhh....I'm a banana

Jane:NOOOO!!!

*door closes*

Everyone:*Stares at the room*

10 hours later

Jane:*Walks out the room a wreck and clothes torn*

Haruka:Omg what happen *gasps and run toward Jane*

Jane:*Starts to sob* B-b-b

Me:B-b-b

Jane:Banana rape!!! *starts crying*

Jeff:dang fam

Jane:and I'm pregnant with banana/Slendy baby's

Everyone besides Jeff:Huh

Jeff:Dame son how'd you do that

Slendy:So I'm gonna be a dad

Me:well technically you gonna be half
The dad

Twist:yeah a banana is the second father

Jane:I don't want a child
I'm too young

Jeff:Your 100 how old is young to you cause you wrinkly and washed up in my standees even Casper don't want ya

Ej:Yeah true...But that Banana did

Ej and Jeff:*Starts laughing and hi fives each other*

Me:*Ka boom* there no longer preggers happy and Jeff leave her along

Jeff:What Ejs the one who said something

Me:*Ignore*

Slendy:My my baby's *Teleports crying*

Haruka:Ya might wanna talk to him Jane

Jane:Your right *Go looks for Slendy*

Me:Haha alright guys bye bye

Ej:*Blushes at a note*

Me:*looks at Ej* What is that *takes paper and read it* oooo

Ben:*Appears and is now sane* What
*Takes note and read it out loud* From sing2thebeat: Hey Ej I think your cool please be my boo thang....I thought I was your boo thang sing, I see how it is*rips note and runs away*

Me:I'll go get him * Teleports to Ben*

Haruka and Twist:Guess that leaves us for the endings...Bye bye guys see ya *Both waves*

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