USA: Wait, I wanna ask something!

UN: Well, I suppose I'll allow it...

USA: Mom, who's your favourite child?

France: Cheri... I love you all equally!

Australia: Liar! Everyone has favourites!

USA: It's me, right?

Canada: Ame, you don't even speak French...

USA: Technically, I don't speak any language! Has that ever stopped me before?

New Zealand: You don't... But you're speaking English now...

USA: Yeah, don't question it.

Canada: What I'm saying is surely that makes me the favourite? I'm the only French-speaker out of us four!

New Zealand: No, it doesn't!

UN: France, can you settle this?

France: My favourite isn't any of you...

USA: Come on, one of us must be your favourite!

France: because my real favourite child is EU.

USA:

New Zealand:

Australia:

Canada: *cries maple syrup*

EU: *laughs in European*