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Blair: We have another dare! From @flames101! "Okay, this is for Dick: Name all of the women you've dated and tell me the reason why you dated them and how you broke up!!"
Jason: Gorgeous, your friends are amazing...ly evil!
Dick: Do I have to do this...?
All: YES!
Dick: Does Babs have to be here?
Blair: YES!!!
Dick: Fine...
Dick: Okay, so me and Babs had crushes on each other as kids, but as we got older, and especially after my thing with Kory, that just became sexual tension, until she had broken up with Luke. Then shit got real.
Blair: *Cough* And everyone else? *cough*
Dick: *Sigh* Kory and I...we um...Dami, Pix, cover your ears. We started off as friends with benefits, but...she took it the wrong way, and um...we almost got married. Zatanna and I...it was just a one night stand...as was my thing with Helena...and...well, you. *Points at Blair*.
Blair: *Threatens Dick with a knife* You promised never to speak of that again!
Jason: Wait...you two...god...please, no.
Dick: It was a one time thing...
Blair: Or a four time thing....
Dick: We wanted to make you and Babs jealous while you were dating.
Blair: MOVING ON!
Dick: So...yeah...can we just focus on the fact that I'm with the woman of my dreams now?
Jason: *Shivers* The horror...
Blair: *Slaps Jason* Get over it! You don't see me crying over you sleeping with every girl in sight!
Everyone: Let's just...I don't want to be around her when he gets mad...
Damian: Let me finish...
Damian: That's it for this chapter, stay...whelmed, is it? Stay whelmed! And don't forget to do the thing where you...*glances at Pix, who mouths the script to him* vote! Don't forget to vote!
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