A/N: Let's just get into it, remember to respect pronouns

Nightmare: ....you fucking whore-

Razz, staring at the carpet: ....I just cleaned it too..

Nightmare: not necessarily, considering it's a custom order made to repel the goop if anything

Razz: you only ordered it special because I broke down crying trying to clean it

Nightmare: shhhhh, that's not what matters rn

Error, who's crocheting: *snorts*

Error: *shrieks and crashes, dropping xyr crochet project*

Killer: aw damn it, you broke them

Cross, having just walked in: *stands still for a second before zoning out, flashbacks playing through their head*

Cross Chara, being a brat as usual: oh get over it, we all know your ego was just a little bruised/j/lh

Nightmare: no.

Killer: he's uh...a little busy rn, but I'll put those in a safe place for xyr! *takes the knitting stuff and throws it into oblivion*

Lust: aw thanks hun, absolutely *hugs the asker*

Lust: oh a bit of this, a bit of that, learning to cook, trying to avoid my au, work, y'know, the usual, nothing out of the ordinary, thanks for asking sweetheart

Cross, snapping out of their daze: oh, milk chocolate I guess, but dark chocolate has a nice bitterness to it, as long as it isn't white chocolate

Lust: ...what do you have against white chocolate

Cross: what do you have against chocolate culture. Heathen.

Nightmare: being gay is for losers. And why would you ever expect me to answer that question honestly? Good luck getting that info out of me.

Nightmare: I don't really care? I mean, unless I feel the same, I wouldn't mind. People can't control emotions like that, why would I ridicule them for feeling something natural.

Nightmare: also it feeds into my god complex *sips coffee*

Error, having just rebooted: ew. No. That squid is disgusting. Imagine being covered in paint 24/7. Gross

Dust, quietly sitting in a corner: says the one constantly covered in strings

Error: hEY STRINGS DON'T GET STUCK ON LIKE PAINT-

Nightmare: on average? So much that I've hired people to fix shit every day.

Razz, crying: I have to mop up all the messes,,,,

Horror, eating a human leg: my bad ig

Razz: I just cleaned the carpet again,,,,now there's blood on it,,,,,

Nightmare: no, and it's going to stay that way.

Fell: jeez and I thought I was the edgy one. At least everyone knows my backstory

Nightmare: you shut your mouth before i have Error sew it shut.

Fell, putting his hands up: woah, chill, I'll keep quiet

A/N: well there you go, hope you enjoyed the first chapter.