I'M BACK! Sorry for not updating, I'm lame, I know. Eighth grade is good, and I'm learning russian! And my nickname in the chapters is the same as the one displayed above my username on my profile, so it will change from time to time, it's Basil right now. Enjoy the chapter because another one probably won't be out for a long time! And I'm getting bored of having six year olds running around, it's a little soon, but they're 11 now. Skeletons grow up faster something is my excuse.

Classic: have I missed anything since I've been gone?

Blue: *holds up his four children* these guys are older now.

Classic: I remember those little devils, spilled my ketchup on my shorts. If they do that again I'll have a bone to pick with them.

Blue: *glares at classic* please don't tell puns. And understood, I'll try to keep them out of trouble. And Razz, mind helping me with the kitchen? It's still charred and smells of burnt rubber.

Razz: *sighs* alright.

Blue: ....I hate you so much right now. Cross and nightmare already don't get dessert for a week, don't make them feel proud about this!

Horror: ......pardon? I don't fall in love easily, extremely demisexual, almost to the point of being asexual. I actually thought I was asexual and aromantic for a long time. So kids with that many people? Not plausible.

Lust: yeah, it was hard to even become friends with him! Like, damn. We were actually friends for a long time before we started forming a relationship

Horror: more stable relationship that way, if you fall in love with your best friend.

Classic: woah. *already drank 5 bottles* sansational.

Blue: STOP IT WITH YOUR HORRIBLE PUNS

Classic: nah. And thanks for the ketchup and book.

Sprinkle: huh? Oh! Oh my god! I'm sorry! No, it's not that at all! Thanks for the candy, I just got excited!

Dust: we're gonna need to work on that bud, k?

Sprinkle: ok!

Horror: *nods*

*2 minutes later*

*smoke alarm goes off*

Horror: *sitting on the couch with lust*

Razz: Oh what now?! *sees his room* *screeches* WHO DID THIS?! WHEN I FIND OUT, YOU WILL BE ON YOUR KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS! *grabs the fire extinguisher*

Fury and wrath: *stare into the flames*

Wrath: *takes the whatchamacallits and smarties*

Fury: *takes a snicker* *accidentally drops it in the fire* nOOOO!

Sprinkle: *has several trash bags and is catching candy with them*

Violet: *not too interested* *picks up a few lollipops and candy canes*

*candy has also been falling into the fire*

*the house smells bad*

Nightmare: ....what? What's happening and why?

Basil: anon magic. Can't stop it.

Nightmare: I don't like this?

Basil: shut up black licorice

Nightmare: *Now a girl* I won't wear a dress. So don't try to make me.

Nightmare: see? Formal. Girls can look good in suits and shit.

Reaper: hm. Not bad, I especially like hero's outfit.

Geno: I DON'T.

Horror: it's too tight.

Lust: you look so handsome in that uniform! *smiles*

Horror: ...maybe it's not too bad

Error: *cuddling with ink, doesn't care it seems*

Dream: sh-shouldn't this be reversed?

Killer: y-yeah, I don't really like this outfit

Razz: only I can pull it off, I'm fucking fabulous.

Fell: yes you are

Fury: aw what the heck, why not  *puts on the male uniform*

Sprinkle: *also wears the male uniform* *smiles*

Wrath: *looks back and forth between the female uniform and make uniform* *nervous*

Violet: don't feel pressured, ok? Choose what you want! *wearing the female uniform*

Wrath: *nods* *goes to the bathroom to change*

Wrath: *comes back out in the female outfit* do....do I look okay?

Sprinkle: it looks wonderful on you!

Fury: meh, I don't care how you look, if you like it, it's fine

Violet: *smiles*

Wrath: are you sure?

Dust: *puts a hand on Wrath's shoulder* yeah, kid, you look great

Wrath: thanks, father!

Killer: um...I guess one or two, no more than that

Dream: yeah, I have to agree with him

CC: oh, an ask for me? Interesting. I didn't expect that. I love all chocolate (except white chocolate), but I have to agree with you, milk chocolate is my favorite

Geno: kiss....my brother? That's disgusting.

Error: have to agree with you on that one. I'm out. *leaves*

Reaper: that reminds me. Since we're talking about couples right now...Classic, do you have someone?

Classic: o-oh. *blushes a bit* yeah, I do.

Classic: *squeezes his ketchup bottle and it squirts up* *quite a bit landed in the ceiling, the rest is on his face* u-uh. Let's....not ask that?

Lust: I'm curious now

Classic: DON'T BE

List of characters words:
Nightmare: no
Error: yes
Dust: fighting
Cross: chocolate
Ink: shut

Nuggetmare: hello, how are you all today?

Error: I'm good, how are you Nuggetmare?

Nightmare: no, don't call- *gets sprayed* ....already? Damn. But you aren't calling me Nuggetmare, you got that!

Error: yes, I'm am calling you- *gets sprayed* *screeches* tHaT's c-CoLd!

Nightmare: oh no, you don't - *gets sprayed*

Error: yes, I do say you little- *gets sprayed*

Dust: guys, please, no fighting for crying- *gets sprayed* ....what.

Nightmare and Error: NO!

Nightmare: *gets sprayed* ...my word is no, isn't it..

Everyone else: *nods*

Nightmare: ....cool, no more getting sprayed

Error: LUCKY BASTARD.

Ink: SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU! or at least shut the -*gets sprayed twice* *blinks*

Cross: ....can you make me some chocolate? *gets sprayed* .....can......you......make.......me.......some.......chocolate *gets sprayed* my word is chocolate.

Error: I HATE YOU!

Cross: no you don't

Error: YES I D- *gets sprayed* ....is my word yes?

Everyone: *nods*

Error: oh.

Ink: I don't know what mine is!

*an hour later*

Ink: I still don't know what it is! I give up.

Nuggetmare: it was shut.

Ink: ....oh