Blue:....Torture...

Dust: Blue. You're fine. There's just no sprinkles...

Blue: *admiring a knife instead*....

Dust: Blue....don't you dare.

Blue: *touches point*.....ow.

Dust: *facepalm* already????

Nightmare: I'm glad I'm not in your place.

Cross: *still jealous*

Dust:.....*points at random child who is painting on walls outside*....if one is going to be like that. I can't imagine two.

Blue: It will be fine Dust. The more the merrier!

Dust: the more the deadlier is more like it...

Blue: Nightmare is letting us stay in the....castle? Mansion? Whatever. He wants to watch us suffer.

Dust: .....sadly.

Nightmare: oh the suspense is killing me. Just wait until  they can't sleep.

Dust: Fury....Fury...much more my style...unlike Sprinkles and Glimmer.

Blue: Sprinkles and Glimmer are perfectly good names! Fury implies our child has an anger issue!

Dust: so? You do too.

Dust: Horror is like my brother, not biologically but my brother nonetheless!

Horror: *thumbs up*

Blue:....no blood around the child....we don't want to scare them.

Horror: no promises.

Ink: think of it this way (Warning nothing makes sense up ahead) Lux is a ship child, right? But is she considered a Sans? Not really. Goth? Not really. See my point?

Blue: gotta agree with him.

Dust:....who are Lux and Goth????

Dust:.....you trickster! Dangit!

Blue: I fell for it.

Dust: GLITCH B*TCH! SQUID! GET OVER HERE!

Error: what is it....

Ink: ?

Blue: when are you going out on a date?

Ink: .....*walks away*

Error: ....depends?

Keep guessing how many kids. I want to see if you can get it right. Don't forget the genders!