I have a few random things I came up with again! Some of these are not canon in my ask book, just little imagines. Have fun!

Violet: dad, father. I'm lesbian. (She's actually bisexual)

Dust: ...

Blue: dust, don't

Dust: .....

Blue: don't!

Dust: I thought you were American!

Blue: DUST!

Lust: GUUUUUYYSSS! WHY IS MY BROTHER DEAD IN OUR HOUSE!!!

Nightmare: oh hey, how did he get here?

Lust: Guuuuuyysss, what did you do?!

Horror: me? Uh, I didn't do this!

Lust: Explain what happened guys!

Fell: I've never seen him before in my life!

Lust: why did you kill my brother guys?

Nightmare: we do not kill people, that is....that is our least favorite thing to do!

Lust: tell me guys, what were you doing before I came home.

Dust: alright, well....we were upstairs...

Lust: Okay.....

Killer: we were uh....we were sitting in Nightmare's room....

Lust: Yes?

Razz: Playing truth or dare...

Lust: go on....

Cross: And, uh, your brother walked in.....

Lust: Okay....

Horror: So, we went up to him....

Lust: Yes.....

Horror: and we...we stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

*silence....*

Lust: guuuuuuuuuuyyyyysss, that KILLS people!

Horror: Oh! Well, we didn't know that!!

Lust: how could you not know that?!

Nightmare: yeah, we're in the wrong here. WE SUCK.

*silence.....*

Lust: what happened to his hands?

Horror: what's that?

Lust: his hands. Why- why are they missing?

Horror: well, I kind of ummmm.....Cooked them up. And ate them.

*silence.....*

Lust: Hooooooorrrrooooooor!!

Horror: Well, I-I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands....

Lust: why on Earth would you do that?!

Horror: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Lust: Hooorrooor!

Horror: my stomach was making the rumblies.

Lust: Horror!

Horror: That only hands would satisfy!

Lust: What is wrong with you horror?!

Horror: well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's-that's two things!

(That did not actually happen guys. Sorry to disappoint you)

Fell: *pushes blue away*

Fell: *points at Nightmare* Fuck you

Fell: *points at Error* Fuck you

Fell: *points at his brother* Fuck you

Fell: *points at Geno* you're cool

Geno: *confused thumbs up*

Fell: *points at Razz* Fuck me

Fell: I'm out! *drags razz with him*

I was going to make an actual chapter but then remembered I wanted to do this, so you're welcome! Have a nice day!