Author: *kicks door off the hinges carrying suitcases* I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Fell: *falls off fridge* WHAT THE FUCK

Nightmare: *hisses from exposure to sunlight*

Cross: Where the Fuck were you?!

Author: SAN DIEGO AND THEN DENVER!!!

Razz: *gulps down coffee* *sighs* the half peace was nice while it lasted

Ink: *dressed in black holding open a bible next to the broken door* dearly beloved, we gather here today in honor of door. They were a great friend opening ideas to new roads and new destinations. From their mahogany wood, to their brass door knob and keyhole, they will be greatly missed *looks down sadly and closes bible*

Error: *wipes away a tear* amen

Lust: *full on sobbing* they were so young!!

Horror: *hugs lust and nods sadly*

Dust: *hunched over the door crying*

Xcellence and Nightmare: *looking at them with a "what the fuck" face*

Ink: i. Want. A. Child!

Error: too bad. I refuse to be a father.

Blue: oh no....WE GAVE THEM TO THE KIDS!!!

Fury, Sprinkle, Violet, and Wrath: *perfectly fine*

Dust: .....they luckily have Blue's tolerance it appears...

Blue: how can you say that?! This is unhealthy!

Dust: it's fine.

Credit to tEmbLuEStone

Killer: awww

Dream: ....damn these askers making everyone want children! Resist it killer!

Killer: but look at her! I want one!

Dream: *slaps him* Snap out of it!!!

Killer: ow...thanks for that Dream

Blueberry: well considering the majority of us were created in labs and were made to be like actual babies, we didn't say our first words until the normal time for humans. We don't really know how actual skeleton babies are, they're made out of magic after all.

(In truth, I'm figuring out what to do. Exclusive chapters where they're teenagers? Talking babies? No exclusive chapters but they're suddenly teenagers??? Please tell me what you want)

Killer: thank you!!

Xcellence: it's cute...but it disturbs me that two people who are basically halluciv and I are together.

Halluciv: *mumbles about wanting to be together* *walks away into a corner and sits down*

Xcellence: *ignores him*

The reason I was gone for so long was because of school stress, a field trip to San diego, and a spring break in Denver. But I'm back! See you all next chapter!