Nightmare: I can't believe you've done this to us.

Author: what?

Nightmare: let the askers ask you.

Author: I was bored and needed more asks.

Nootnoot: I hate that you change my name whenever you want to bother me even more.

Author: it's funny and everyone loves it. Deal with it.

Dream: well I think it's fun how the author is trying to put herself in our place! Now she can get asks too and see how much we suffer!

Killer: yeah! And can you please include us more? That would be great!

Author: I'll try.

Author: soda!

Ink: *writing down my answers while petting error*

Error: *purring*

Author: well shoot.

Fresh: *in background* *nods in approval*

Author: I guess it usually depends on my mood, but I'll have to choose cookies

Author: that's easy! Coke! Vanilla is my favorite though! However, for a certain period of time, my favorite was Pepsi!

Cross:....you just switched favorites?

Author: I do that all the time!

Cross: that is so....no

Author: CHOCOLATE!

Cross: *highfives author*

Author: chocolate buddies

Author: oh lord. No offense killer and Dream. And Kréme shippers. But I ship Crossmare more, they're actually my third favorite ship

Killer: *sighs* none taken.

Dream: it's fine, you have your opinions

Cross: yay! We won!

Nootnoot: she said we were her third favorite. There's two ships above us. And only one other knows them in this group.

Cross: who is it?

Nootnoot: I have no idea.

Author: some people hate me for this. But it's actually Lust!

Lust: thank you!

Nootnoot: of course. That's who.

Cross: that was unexpected.

Blue: NOW I MUST TRY EVEN HARDER TO BECOME THE HUMAN'S FAVORITE! MWEHEHEHEH!

Author: that's not how It works...

Ink: don't bother trying to tell him that

Author: of course! However people tend to think I'm crazy for liking pineapple pizza...

Razz: what the fudge?

Author: that's right, pineapple pizza is my favorite.

Razz: something is wrong with you *walks away*

Author: this is the last question for me this chapter. Anyways, last I checked, 5" 6'. I'm kinda tall where I live. I wanna be smol though.

Ink: no you don't. You get teased constantly.

Error: oh! Thanks for reminding me! Shorty.

Ink: I hate you.

Error: no you don't.

Error: of course I knew that.

Ink: no you didn't. I would know that out of everyone here, I'm a guardian of the AUs.

Nootnoot: I don't like the concept, but it sounds interesting.

Reaper: do you have any idea how many souls I reap over there? Too many for my liking.

Geno: shut up, you only ever reaped about 10 souls there.

Reaper: as I said. Too many for my liking.

Nootnoot: oh yeah, we know alright. I've met them in another tineline.

Cross: I've heard of them but sadly, I have yet to meet them.

Killer: don't you guys dare start this. And he wouldn't, because I'd be there to protect him!

Dream: aww! *hugs him*

Lust: I don't even know....

Horror: great, you've put him in that situation again. As payment for what they did to him, I'd probably severely injure them at least.

Lust: you don't have to, it's fine.

Nootnoot: if teleport us all out of there. We've had enough of that AU. Or at least find a safe place, like Mettaton's

Lust: I feel bad, I left him there, he had a worse experience than me and he's stuck there. Just great.

Blue: not animals! They're cute and adorable! And yes, I am aware of that AU! It's not my favorite. Because Papyrus isn't like that but someone decided to depict him like that

Nootnoot: oh yeah! I've actually met shattered! As concerned as I would be for my brother if he did the same thing, he's actually pretty cool.

Dream: aww! You'd be concerned for me?I

Nootnoot: what? I didn't say anything.

Fresh: wassup! And totes! Error dude is fun to annoy! He may not like it one diddly darn bit, but he still tolerates me!

Error: that's easy. We had the same creator

Geno: yeah, CQ

Fresh: yo, CQ is rad

Author: let me explain. They may all technically be the same person, but since they are from different AUs, they have different personalities, hobbies, habits, and pasts! And each one is attracted to different characteristics. And since they are all different, they don't have the exact same personality but might share some interests since they were already technically linked. The fates brought them together! *looks at fandom* yes, I mean you.

Ink: I've given up on the fourth wall.

Sorry for taking so long to update. I've been busier this summer than I thought I would be. Have a great day!