Bluejay (author): hahaha! I'm back! And I'm late as fuck....

Killer: *shakes head* I'm disappointed in you. Coming up with great ideas but not actually writing them. Shame on you.

Bluejay: I'm disappointed in you. Coming up with fantasies of fucking Dream but not actually fulfilling them. Shame on you.

Killer: *can't figure out how to respond to that*

Nightmare: *passive* don't ask why..... *puts on a simple purple dress* I hate you all.

Dream: a dress?! Really?! Oh my god! Yay! *immediately puts on a summer yellow dress*

Ink: .....a dress? *holding the pastel colored article of clothing* but why?

Error: you never protested before this inky

Ink: I know....but I'm not in the mood, that's all...

Error: hecking- *puts the dress on ink* there.

Reaper: but why???

Geno: thank the lord, Lord croissant. But not for my dare....

Reaper: *jealous*

Geno: *runs to killer* *punches him as hard as he can*

Killer: *knocked unconscious*

Geno: *kisses Horror* *flips off reaper* *runs off* I HATE YOU ALL!

Horror: the fuck?

Lust: *angry at geno*

Fresh: reaper! Yo, broseph!

Reaper: *wallowing in sadness*

Fresh: brooooooo-tato chip! How are you on this radtastical day? I sure hope you're diggity darn good my buddy pal chum pal! Give me a high five, bro! *holds up hand*

Reaper: *dramatic sigh*

Fresh: don't leave me hanging yo! Just give me a little slappity slap slap up high, yo!

(Author begins dying)

Reaper: *walks away*

Error: uh...*looks at cross*

Cross: *looks at error*

Error: i-i.....I hate your guts

Cross: *gasp*

Nightmare: jerk!

Error: imsorryimsorryimsorry

Horror: *looks at killer's unconscious body* uhhhh

Cross: aye aye captain!

Nightmare: cross, oh my god

Nightmare: *already passive* it was the water....

Cross: yup! And I've been having far too much fun

Nightmare: it's bearable as long as I have my ice cream. And I'm not cute.

Cross: you're right. You're adorable.

Nightmare: I hate you....

Fresh: yo! You wanna learn how to be wiggity diggity radtastic like me broseph? That's rad yo!

Error: god, are we going to have another one of you now?!

Fresh: you betcha bro-tato chip!

Error: *groans*

(Author is currently dying and freaking out, help this poor soul)

Fresh: First off mah rad dude, get some rad clothing, something that sticks out, shows your awesome personality and just yells "yo, bro! I'm the coolest one here and I diggity darn know it, yo!"

Error: save me

(Author continues to die)

Fresh: then just use some rad lingo, yo! Whatever suits you! You can go to the extreme, or just use a bit, either way, it'll make you seem way rad mah broseph!

Error: ew, 90's trash.

Bluejay: excuse me? The 90's were fantastic!

Error: ew, more 90's trash.

Nightmare: excuse me? Hentai tentacle monster? I'm offended

Cross: but it's true-

Nightmare: shut up!

*cuddling, START*

Geno: they'd all go to underlust?

Ink: ummm. It's hard to explain love? It just happens???

Reaper: ......well....that person's death wouldn't be pleasant. And I'd probably shut myself in my room for eternity after that.....but I refuse to let geno die!

Nightmare: he was interesting, and not happy to see me. Called me an imposter. Yeah, that was painful, getting kicked out of that timeline.

Cross: it won't happen for a while, but I'm excited to meet them one day!

Error: *about to crash*

Fresh: *slaps him* no bruh! We need you until the end of the chapter yo!

Nightmare: Ha! Not even brotherly love exists between us!

Dream: but brother, yesterday you said-

Nightmare: shush. I don't care for you.

Lust: Its fine! I'm just glad you guys like me! After all, the rest of my AU didn't...

Bluejay: no, it's normal, as a fellow shipper, I can relate. But I respect other's ships.

Lust: thank you!

Horror: you know I'd protect him with my life.

Lust: it's....awful....I've cried myself to sleep sometimes because of it...

Horror: *takes out his axe and begins polishing it* so...who's called you a slut?

Lust: HORRORNO!

Error: I don't hate him that much...

Fresh: yo, I've been waiting for a high five.

*insert extremely epic high five*

*cookies appear in the living room*

Blue: ....can I-

Everyone else: NO!

Nightmare: we don't....celebrate it....

Horror: yeah, we don't

*Blue has obtained the lollipop*

Everyone: NO!

Violet: wait....why don't I get one?!

Sprinkle: Yeah! Me too! I want candy!

Blue: *feels bad* uh.....THEN NO ONE GETS A LOLLIPOP! IT'S FAIR NOW!

Dust: blue....thank you for your sacrifice.

Bluejay: *gasps* oh! I want a macaw, a snake, an alpaca, a peacock, an octopus, a bat *proceeds to list all sorts of animals*

Ink: 7 minutes in heaven usually doesn't end in that....

Error: but you're saying it could?

Ink: I am not!

Error: I think you are.

Ink: whatever, let's just go.

*a condom is launched from nowhere*

*condom slaps onto Ink's forehead*

Ink: WHAT THE FUCK?! I SAID-

Error: *drags him into the closet*

Sprinkle: oh! Asks! Um....I really like....all of them???

Violet: I love panthers!

Fury: probably a goat.

Bluejay: interesting choice

Fury: they were often used in sacrificial rituals. Not to mention they get violent, you of all people know that.

Bluejay: ...stop that, you're eight.

Fury: maybe.

Wrath: macaws are ok....

Sprinkle: ALL THE CANDY!

Violet: does cake count??

Fury: not much of a fan, but if I had to choose, Snickers.

(I did that on purpose)

Wrath: I rather like whatchamacallits  

Dust: a what?

Wrath: a whatchamacallit. It's a candy bar. It's good.

Dust: .....what

Sprinkle: SOMETIMES I BAKE WITH VIOLET! SHE'S TRYING TO TEACH ME HOW TO BAKE CAKES! I'm a little scared of fury, and Wrath terrifies me....but I love them nonetheless!

Violet: me and Fury tend to spend time together a lot, he's nicer than he wants others to know. Sprinkle is nice, but a little loud. Wrath just kinda....keeps to himself, but he sometimes bakes with me or for me.

Fury: don't listen to her! I hate all of them! ESPECIALLY YOU SPRINKLE! YOU COULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY KNIVES ALONE?!

Sprinkle: I said sorry!

Fury: that doesn't fix it!

Wrath: *shrugs*

Fury: oh! I know a game I love! It's called YOU'RE DEAD TO ME SPRINKLE!

Sprinkle: uh, I like all games I g-guess *nervously glances at Fury*

Violet: I'm always willing to play dress up, I rather like fashion!

Wrath: does stabbing trees count?

Blue: *concerned* why....would you stab trees?

Wrath: so I don't kill someone here. Honestly....

Fury: ANIME?! DO I KNOW IT?! WHY WOULDN'T I?! IT'S-

Sprinkle: *giggles*

Fury: sh*t.

Violet: the rest of us aren't as passionate about anime as him.

Fury: shut up!

(Dust is referred to as father, Blue is dad)

Sprinkle: dad is cool!

Violet: I don't have a favorite, I'm not like that.

Fury: I-

Wrath: don't lie, as much as you love father, you admire dad a bit more.

Fury: I do not!

Wrath: Father, definitely is my favorite.

*and then the house was a mess due to a pie fight*

*many skeletons were injured in the process*

I updated earlier than I thought!

Also....I'm tempted to keep reaper and geno here, but I can't. But I want to.

Besides! I'm going to have another two in here eventually! It'll get crowded! But my OTP....I don't want to get rid of it....

Oh well! Have a nice day!