Nightmare: ....I don't like that title.

Error: me neither....

Dream: yeah, I agree.

Wrath: I doubt any of us do.

Basil: too bad. Deal with it.

Dream: I think I want to vomit. I don't like the concept of being with cross or ink.

Cross: me neither.

Ink: we're in the same boat I guess. AND FAKE CHILDREN!

Error: well....I should be protesting the errormare thing....but since it actually happened a long time ago...

Nightmare: I told you to never speak of that again error!

Error: *shrugs* they were going to find out eventually.

Ink: the. Damn. Fourth. Wall!

Fell: BAKUDEKU. But bakushima's the best.

Razz: I kinda like tododeku.

Nightmare: bakudeku

Error: yes.

Ink: I agree with error

Dream: tododeku!

Blue: tododeku is awesome.

Killer: bakudeku, but bakushima is better.

Horror: no.

Lust: bakudeku! Because of the whole enemies start dating cliche!

Wrath: no.

Fury: BAKUDEKU!!! BAKUDEKU ALL THE WAY!

Violet: fanboy. But I agree.

Sprinkle: what are you talking about?! Tododeku is totally the best!

Cross: meh, I don't care.

*and then a mini war began*

Xcellence: shit! What did I do?!

Nightmare: ignored the smol bean.

Xcellence: oh! That piece of shit? *points at hallucive* yeah, I don't care about him.

Hallucive: uh, I'm going to go to my room I guess... *sounds like he's about to cry*

Xcellence: ok, whatever, do what you want I guess.

Hallucive: *leaves*

Nightmare: ....dude....what the hell is wrong with you?!

Wrath: we're 11!

Error: ugh, fine. Whatever. He's out grocery shopping anyways

Nightmare: oh, when you say asks, we mean the little rectangles that pop up with an ask or dare. Not the chapter, so my punishment is over! But it was horrid, I didn't like that at all.

Classic: oh, that's a pretty common theory actually!

Basil: and it fits in with this theory I have! So, I think there's this universal energy, it's not sentient, but it keeps the universe running. And energy travels at different wavelengths, correct? Well I think our souls had to be created from this energy! We had to be separated from it for whatever reason, and when that happened, our wavelengths got all messed up! So I think that every time you die, you get reincarnated, and with each reincarnation, your wavelengths get closer to the universal energy's! I think the first soul you have is one of determination, seeing how strong and resilient it is towards death. Then the last human soul is kindness, seeing that every monster is stereotypically kind, so that has to be there. The rest fall in between. Now, the monster soul is the most fragile, so it's at the very end of the chain, then, when it shatters, the wavelength finally matches up! And when that happens, you are returned to the universal energy which is "heaven" and earth is hell! See, I found a scientific way to explain this crap.

Error: .....I'm going to question everything now...

Classic: I have to agree with you there. Welp! I'm going to grillby's then!

Classic: *was about to leave for grillby's* oh...uh....he's not here...luckily. And....he's not exactly a crush anymore. More like....my boyfriend I guess? Yeah, but I have to go now! *goes to grillby's*

Fury: yes actually. The ship tododeku.

Sprinkle: wait WHAT?! NONONONONONO.

Fury: YES!

Horror: nope.

Killer: of course you haven't! It's literally in your name!!!

Nightmare: the only horror movie that actually scared me was the autopsy of Jane Doe. I watched mulan afterwards.....

Fell: yeah....I can agree with that.

Razz: we all can.

Blue: I'm pretty sure he can tell! He is my brother after all! He's a little concerned though, says I need a little help. I have to agree with him, I need help.

Everyone: no.

Dream: *jumps to the window* I HAVE A LOT OF KINKS! SUCH AS BONDAGE, MASOCHISM, ROLE PLAY *continues listing multiple kinks*

Nightmare: oh. My. God....*questions everything he knew about his brother*

Cross: I'd introduce him to my boyfriend of course! I'm sure he'd approve!

Nightmare: *gets a little flustered* *shrugs* sure, whatever makes you happy I guess.

(Oops, how'd this get here? Do I smell, drama and is that a hint of sadness? Oh well, TOO LATE. And there might be some sensitive topics in this, such as abuse, rape, depression, and suicide, skip if you are uncomfortable with this.....I'm so sorry.)

Ink: not everyone knows this....somehow, but I'm soulless, and my vials don't do much, since they're artificial, they aren't very close to the real thing....I often fake everything because of it.

Error: yeah, it's okay inky, still love you no matter what! And my secret.....uh, I actually have a doll of ink....that does more than it should....and at one point it got possessed by a demon....so now I have a kinky demon in my room?

Ink: error....what the fuck?

Error: I REALIZE MY MISTAKE, OK?!

Fell: in one timeline I killed my brother and then disguised myself as him until it reset again....it was crazy.

Razz: ....sounds accurate. I personally....uh, in one timeline....had sex with the king? ITWASONETIMEOK?!

Fell: pfft. Wow, that's actually unexpected babe.

Razz: SHUTTHEFUCKUP!

Error: who topped?

Razz: THEKINGNOWSHUTUP!

Killer: I killed nightmare in one timeline while he was sleeping....he killed me in the next one.

Cross: before I fell in love with nightmare, I had a crush on dancetale sans...

Ink: ....that was one of the least expected secrets I have ever heard...

Cross: hey, he started it.

Lust: in one timeline my brother raped me.....*starts crying* I'm  s-s-sorry! I n-never told an-anyone that!

Horror: *sits down and starts comforting him* (we'll skip him for now....sorry)

Dust: Blue had gotten pregnant again not long ago but lost the child....

Blue: *kinda sad now* and remember that one time someone mentioned my brother being abusive? Well....it was like that in one timeline a very long time ago.....

Geno: there's multiple timelines where I committed suicide....

Reaper: and multiple where I killed myself right after......

Fresh: I used to harm myself....but I'm radtastic now so no need to worry your awesome little heads my brofriends!

Classic: *back* uh, what's going on? *sees the ask* o-oh. I....*takes a deep breath before continuing* I'm depressed and suicidal. I'm doing alright at the moment, but that doesn't change anything, don't try to give me any special treatment, it's okay.

Fell: wow, you're chill about that!

Classic: it's been a thing for a long time now, plenty of people know, it's just the only secret I really have that you guys might not know. And I have some coping mechanisms, so it isn't too much of an issue anymore.

Fell: got it.

Killer: dream! What's yours?

Dream: oh...uh, I'm not going to say.

Razz: we told ours, you have to tell us yours!

Dream: I can't. Things are going pretty good for me and I don't want that to change.

Ink: come ooooonnn dream! It can't possibly be that bad!

Dream: I SAID NO! Now Fuck off.....*leaves*

Fell: wow. Who shoved a stick up his ass?

Cross: *shrugs* now what about you Nightmare?

Nightmare: *silence*

Dust: Night?

Nightmare: *pinprick vanishes* no. *goes to his room*

Hello! Yes, now you hate me, but I needed some drama. You'll find out their secrets eventually, that I can promise, but it will take a lot of effort on your part to get it out of them. You'll probably hate Dream afterwards, but I promise, that's not who he is anymore, he's very sorry. Anyways! Have a merry Christmas!