Uhhhh well OF COURSE IM NOT AVOIDING THE THING THAT ATTACKED ME FROM SEEMINGLY NOWHERE KNOCKED ME OUT NEARLY KILLED ME AND IS NOW OBSESSED WITH THE FACT THAT WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER BECAUSE SOME IDIOTS *COUGH* (YES THE COUGH IS IN CAPITALS TOO) YOU RETARDS *COUGH* MADE IT A DAM (EVEN IN CAPITALS I CAN STRIKE A PUN) SHIP THAT WILL NEVER SAIL.

Well i think that pretty much sums it up don't you?
 
Readers: O_O

Shut up.

Besides the stapler has lost touch with me (thank the gods) and has probably given up on me. If any of you little dolts go out and invite him to my profile page I swear to god. You haven't seen the last of me ....

*walks backwards like a boss*

Stone: TRIP ON ME JASON JUST LIKE LAST TIME

Oh no no no no. I learn from my mistakes.

*carefully steps over stone and turns back to face readers*

As i was saying, i will send you to tar-

*trips over object*

Agh what the- nononononononono.

I TRIPPED OVER A STAPLERRRRRRRRR

Admin: I'VE ACTUALLY STAPLED MY THUMB WHEN I WAS SMALL XD