Obi-Wan, What Color Is Your Lightsaber And Why? @RyanKreiger
(A/N: Okay, excited! This is the first question asked by someone who doesn't live under the same roof as me! Lol Sorry I didn't write it any sooner @RyanKreiger! Hope you like it!)
RyanKreiger is strolling through the small village of Tatooine when he notices something peculiar. This old guy in a hood waved his hand and said something, and the storm troopers left. He must have been a Jedi! He takes off as fast as he can and follows the Jedi into the bar.
RyanKreiger: *taps on the hooded man's shoulder* Excuse me?
Obi-Wan: *turns to face him* Yes, what can I do for you?
RyanKreiger: *looks around before whispering* I saw what happened back there. Are you a Jedi?
Obi-Wan: *whispers* Yes, I am. My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi, but they just call me Ben now.
RyanKreiger: Cool! Can I ask you a question?
Obi-Wan: Of course.
RyanKreiger: What color is your lightsaber and why?
Obi-Wan: My lightsaber is blue, and the reason for that is because I'm a protector.
RyanKreiger: Yeah, you just found that online. C'mon, what's the real reason?
Obi-Wan: It matches my eyes?
RyanKreiger: *raises an eyebrow*
Obi-Wan: *sighs* Okay, fine. Mother made me get a blue one.
RyanKreiger: Your mother? She made you get a blue lightsaber?
Obi-Wan: Don't ask.
RyanKreiger: Well, what color have you always wanted?
Obi-Wan: I always wanted a green one. Green is so much better than blue!
RyanKregier: *pulls out a green lightsaber* Trade?
Obi-Wan: *hesitates* Yeah all right.
So they trade lightsabers. Soon after, an old lady appears and starts yelling at Obi-Wan.
Old Lady: Obi-Wan Kenobi! How many times must I tell you that you have to have a blue lightsaber!?
Obi-Wan: Mother, I don't want a blue one, I want a green one!
Old Lady: That's it! You are grounded, go to your room!
RyanKreiger: *watches in amusement* Well, I should get going now... *takes off running as Obi-Wan and his mother continue to argue*
(A/N: Sorry if it wasn't my best. I'll try to make them better, once I get some more questions. You can post your questions in the comments or PM me. May the force be with you!)
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