Author's Note: Question was asked by SBGBWB. Hope you like it! :D

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SBGBWB is exiting the library when she sees a short green man. She immediately recognizes him as Yoda. "Wow, you're Yoda!"

Yoda: *looks up* Yoda, I am. A question, you have?

SBGBWB: You can tell that just by using the force?

Yoda: No. Asked many questions, I am.

SBGBWB: Oh. Well, you are one of the most favored Star Wars characters. Do you mind me asking you a question?

Yoda: Mind, I do not.

SBGBWB: Why are you so green?

Yoda: Green I am, for made that way I was.

Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi suddenly appear

Anakin: Yeah, right! I know the real reason.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Is it just me, or does he seem to always know everything around here?

GodismyDD: *appears* Yup. Seems that way. Anyways...

SBGBWB: What is the real reason, Anakin?

Anakin: He-

Yoda: Tell her, you will not.

Anakin: *looks from Yoda to SBGBWB* He uses a green hair dye.

SBGBWB: *bursts out laughing* You're kidding, right?

GodismyDD: *laughs* So, what is his natural hair color?

Anakin: *opens his mouth to speak but is interrupted*

Yoda: End of chapter, it is.

Anakin: You just don't want anyone to know your natural hair color.

SBGBWB: Is it pink?

Anakin: No, not pink. That would just be weird...

GodismyDD: *bursts out laughing* HAHAHA! I CAN JUST SEE YODA WITH PINK HAIR! IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!! X'D PINK YODA! SSOOO INTIMIDATING! NOT! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Yoda: (-_-) Master Anakin. Know I use green hair dye, how do you?

Anakin: Uuuuhhhhh... I think I, uh, *disappears*

SBGBWB: Are things always this crazy?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: No. They're usually crazier.

GodismyDD: Eeyup! Much crazier. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go find out what Yoda's natural hair color is! *disappears*

SBGBWB: Hey, wait for me! *disappears*

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda stand in silence.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Green actually is your natural hair color, isn't it?

Yoda: Green it is. Planted the hair dye, I did, for knew Anakin would snoop, I did.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: So... why did he say he knows your natural hair color?

Yoda: Fun it is to edit photos.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *pauses* So, why are you so green?

Yoda: Made me that way, George Lucas did.

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Okay, I would have done 'Made me that way, God did', but using George Lucas is so funny because (I don't know if anyone else is like this) but whenever the characters mention the writer/director ext, it's so funny! Well, I hope y'all liked it!