Asked by my sister, Chloe.

Chloe: *hums to herself in the cell she's in when Darth Vader walks in*

Darth Vader: I will ask you one last time. What did you do with the plans?

Chloe: What happens if I don't answer? *crosses arms across her chest*

Darth Vader: *pulls out giant needle filled with a green liquid*

Chloe: *eyes widen* Why are you so evil?

Darth Vader: Because my only father figure was killed when I was eight, my mother was killed, and my wife is dead.

Chloe: *mutters* yeah, because of you.

Darth Vader: But, what really did it was...

Chloe: *waits in anticipation*

Darth Vader: when Obi-Wan let me beat him in a video game! It was a cool video game we used for our Jedi training. He was winning, but then I beat him, but only because he let me win!

Chloe: *raises an eyebrow* That's it?

Darth Vader: I told him I could have beat him without him letting me, but he said that was the only way! That he would become stronger when he was dead!

Chloe: Did he?

Darth Vader: Well... yes.

Chloe: So... what's the point of all that?

Darth Vader: Nevermind. I need to meditate. *leaves room and heads to meditation chambers*

Chloe: What on Tattoine just happened?! O_o