Question: Obi-Wan, how many hours go into perfecting your beard, and what inspires you to keep growing it? From jordieblob16

jordieblob16 is wandering around, wondering what to do. She is very bored and was about to start off towards home when she sees Obi-Wan and Anakin, only a few yards from her!

jordieblob16: Oh my goodness! You're Obi-Wan Kenobi! Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness! *starts to hyperventilate*

Anakin: Oh great, another crazed Obi-Wan fangirl! Should we run?

Obi-Wan: Let's go! Remember what happened last time?

~Flashback~

Obi-Wan is being chased by, like, two dozen crazed fangirls and ends up getting trampled. They all try to touch his beard and start bombarding him with questions, and one even tried to steal his lightsaber! It was a true disaster.

~End of Flashback~

Anakin and Obi-Wan shudder and take off.

jordieblob16: Wait! *Begins shouting and chasing after them* WAIT! COME BACK! I MUST ASK YOU A QUESTION!

They keep running. jordieblob16 keeps chasing after them for ten minutes before she finally gets an idea.

jordieblob16: I'LL TELL EVERY SINGLE FANGIRL WHERE YOU LIVE IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME AT LEAST ONE QUESTION!

Obi-Wan and Anakin immediately stop in their tracks, breathing heavily, and let jordieblob16 catch up to them.

Obi-Wan: Okay, you win. What is it you want to know?

jordieblob16: *squeals in excitement* Okay, Obi-Wan, how many hours goes into perfecting your beard, and what inspires you to keep growing it?

Anakin: *rolls eyes* They always ask about the beard.

Obi-Wan: Well, I've never really paid attention to how long it takes to perfect my beard.

Anakin: You haven't, but I have! It takes and hour and ten minutes exactly! *chuckles* I mean, come on! It shouldn't take that long to brush a beard.

jordieblob16: Well maybe he just wants to make sure it looks perfect! *turns back to Obi-Wan* Now, what inspires you to keep growing it?

Obi-Wan: *shrugs* I just like it, I guess.

Anakin: *snorts* Yeah, right. I know the real reason.

Obi-Wan: That is the real reason.

Anakin: No, it isn't.

jordieblob16: *turns to Anakin* Then what is the real reason?

Anakin: *opens mouth to speak*

Obi-Wan: Anakin, no, don't tell her!

Anakin: *ignores him* It all started back when he was eighteen...

~Flashback to when Obi-Wan was eighteen~

Obi-Wan and a young woman, about his age, are walking the streets of Coruscant. Obi-Wan had a small cut from when he shaved his beard the night before.

Woman: Obi-Wan, why did you shave your beard?

Obi-Wan: I'm not quite used to one yet.

Woman: Well, you should grow it back out. *strokes his face where his beard used to be* I liked it.

The woman and Obi-Wan lean towards each other-

Obi-Wan: Anakin!

~Flashback interrupted~

Anakin: What? That is how it happened, right?

jordieblob16: *giggles* I thought Jedi weren't aloud to have love interests.

Obi-Wan: They're not, and I don't!

Anakin: Well, I have seen you and that one lady together. She seems to like you, and you seem to like her.

Obi-Wan: We knew each other before and shortly after I became a Jedi, yes, but we're just friends.

jordieblob16: Mmmhmmm. Sure.

Obi-Wan: *rolls eyes* Even if that did happen, which it didn't, how would you know?

Anakin: A Jedi never reveals his secret. *winks at jordieblob16, who knows how he did it, before taking off*

Obi-Wan: Anakin! Get back here! *takes off after him*

jordieblob16: *Looks at the readers* Do you want to know how Anakin knows?

Readers: *nod their heads vigorously*

jordieblob16: Okay. Anakin knows because...

~The End~

(A/N: Okay, so I hope you all enjoyed this one and thought it was better than the rest. I'm hoping that I'll get better at this. Lol Thanks for reading! Share, comment and vote! May the force be with you! Or, as I like to say near Christmas, (well, where I'm at it's nearing Christmas) May the Lord be with you! Lol okay, so yeah, anyways, later!)