Dedicated to Tronald_Dump

"I gotta dare for kid and it is... to read a yaoi smut fanfic"

Kid: What's yaoi?
Max: What's smut?
Me: Well yaoi would be like if, and I'm only using this as an example.... Soul and Max or You and Soul got together, that is yaoi. Any other questions?
*not gonna put reactions cause I'm lazy*
Soul: Why do you know this?
Me:o.o I'm a fangirl... Why else? Anyways, Kid you gotta do your dare sorry...
Max: What's smut?
Me: *pats head* Your too young to know max...
Max: I'm a year older than you!
Me: Maybe so buuuuut you can't be a Fangirl so you don't get to know. *pushes Max out of room*
Kid: So I have to read two boys-?
Me: *nods* Sorry... Let me find one for you... *searches for story on phone finds one, hands phone to kid*
Kid: *takes phone, halfway through starts puking blood*
Me: *takes phone*..... They've only described the room.... Wow....
Kid: *passes out*
Me:* pokes with a stick* You dead yet?
Max: *comes back in* Well by the scene I'm guessing the dare is over, so thanks for daring and- Eliza quit poking kid with a stick!
Everyone: Bye!