*Sonic and Crystal are talking, Nicole is joking to Knuckles about how he blushed (I'll get to that later) and Orb is trying to get Shadow to engage in conversation. Cream is sitting there, still uncomfortably, and Shard is trying to convince her it's not too bad.*
Shard: Come on, Cream. This isn't too bad, now, is it?
Cream: ...
Shard: Just tell me... What's wrong?
Cream: Any... Anything I say is written down... So if I say anything stupid, everyone will hear it... Or read it, anyway...
Shard: But you won't say anything stupid. You never do! Just please, calm down. You'll be fine. This can be fun.
Cream: You're right. It's just, what if I mess up? I'll seem stupid to everyone...
Shard: Stop worrying, please. Don't think about it.
Cheese: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Shard: Shut up, Cheese. That doesn't help.
Chocola: Come on!
Cheese and Chocola: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Shard: Shut up!
*Cream sits there awkwardly.*
Shadow: *Laughing* Come on guys!
Cheese, Chocola and Shadow: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Shard: Ugh...
Cream: Quit it! Please!
Everyone except for Cream and Shard: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Shard: Please... Just stop...
Cream: Please! Stop...
*They don't stop. They are banging on the table now. Luckily, the restaurant is empty so nobody sees this (it was rented out. By me!)*
Shard: Ugh... *He slams his head on the table*
Cream: Please! *She gets up to run out, but Shard pulls her back*
Shard: (Whispering) If you just sit here, Derpywriter will probably do something about this.
Derpywriter: No I won't. I'm not gonna interfere when the other guys are being cu...
Shard: (Cutting Derpywriter off) Can we leave?
Derpywriter: For the readers sake, no.
Shard: This is gonna be a long night...
*Cream breaks down, and Shard comforts her*
Everyone except for Shard and Cream: Do it! Do... It...
Shadow: Oh god. What have we done...
Sonic: Um... Sorry...
Cream: Why? *She starts crying*
Shard: Look what you've DONE! YOU'VE DONE THIS! I know you may have been going with the flow, but really, Shadow, you started this?!
Shadow: No! The Chao started it...
Shard: YES, BUT THEY'RE CHAO!!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CAUSING!!!
Shadow: Um... Erm... Urm...
*Shard storms off, pushing straight past Derpywriter, with Cream crying behind him.*