Sonic: Derpywriter?! You're back?!?!?!
Derpywriter: Yup.
Crystal: So you haven't abandoned us?
Derpywriter: Never had. I was just busy. What've I missed?
Shard: (Running into the room) Hey! You're back! You didn't miss much. I mean, Crystal and Sonic are still...
Sonic and Crystal: Really HAD to bring that up, didn't you!
*Shard laughs*
Crystal: Anyway, you and Cream are...
Shard: SHUT UP!
*Sonic and Crystal laugh*
Derpywriter: NOTHING has changed, I see.
Crystal: Well, TeamMelodies has done stuff...
Derpywriter: Yeah, I'm up to date!
Crystal: So, what've we missed?
Derpywriter: Life. Boring old life.
Crystal: Elaborate.
Derpywriter: Seriously?! Nah.
Crystal: ...
Shard: Come on!
Derpywriter: Am I seriously gonna release this bullcrap to the world. It's BORING. MUNDANE. NORMAL.
Crystal: Come on!
Derpywriter: ... ... ... Middle school, holidays, 2 girlfriends (both dumped me) and all-around being a loser.
Crystal: Oh. It is mundane.
Derpywriter: What'd I say?!
Crystal: Anyway, are we back for sure?
Derpywriter: Yeah! Got questions? Ask 'em. Got dares? Dare 'em. Come on people! We need you, the reader, to do this!