(Sorry guys. Still can't take any dares or questions T_T)

Starlight : Hello readers! We are back yet again!

Shadow : For the past ... 70 chapters -__-

Starlight : Damn! We awesome >w<

Shadow : When is this book gonna end?

Starlight : That's a surprise .3.

Shadow : -_-'

Starlight : Anyways! Here is today's dare!

Shadow : OR QUESTION!!!

Starlight : Whatever -3- From niqui0990! :D

First things first. Now, because I know her ex. JET YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A FUCKING PERVERT!!! LEAVE STAR ALONE!!!

Starlight : THANK YOU!!!! >w<

Jet : -A- ... Painful.

Shadow : How did you get here?!?!?!?

Jet : I have my ways -w-

Starlight : O_O ...

Shadow : Just read what else she wrote.

Starlight : Right ...

*cough* Okay, now, back on track. As punishment, Jet has to tie his own foot at a tree branch upside down covered in honey, mustard, and fish.

Jet : OAO ... what???

Shadow : XD YES!!! *pours honey on Jet*

Jet : Ew! My feathers!! DX

Starlight : When has that ever been a problem? -_-

Jet : IT'S STICKY!!! DX

Starlight : 030 eh. *pours mustard on Jet*

Jet : YUCK DX

Shadow : FISH! *slaps Jet with a fish*

Jet : OW! DX

Starlight : XD XD XD FISHY FISHY!

Shadow : Here. *throws a fish at Star*

Starlight : *catches it* O3O! I am going to enjoy this -w-

Jet : Heh. Uh ... Starlight baby! You wouldn't do this to me right? I still love you.

Starlight : Yeah ... I don't care -w- *slaps Jet with the fish*

Jet : OW DX DX DX DX DX DX

Shadow : This is actually fun!

Starlight : And this is only the first part if the dare! XD

Jet : OAO WHAT?!?!?

Shadow : Oh yeah. *grabs some rope and drags Jet outside*

Jet : STARLIGHT HELP ME!!!!

Starlight : Well ... I would ... But I don't want to :3

Jet : DX NO!!!!!!!

Shadow : *ties Jet's foot to a tree branch*

Jet : *hanging upside down* Well this is nice -_-

Shadow : Strange enough, I always wanted to do that to you .3.

Starlight : Same .3.

Jet : DX

Shadow : What's next sis?

Starlight : Right.

Silver and Sonic, keep on "decorating" him with bear food.

Jet : Wait what?!?!

Silver : *comes in with a bucket of mustard*

Sonic : *comes in with a bucket of honey* This is gonna be fun! ^^

Silver : Yes. Yes this will be fun.

Jet : Uh ... come on guys. I'm your friend! ^^'

Silver : YOU SNEEZE ON ME IN RACES!!!!!

Sonic and Shadow : SAME HERE!!!!

Starlight : OAO Now I'm glad he still has feelings for me ...

Shadow : Well no shit -_-'

Sonic : That sucks! DX

Jet : It's called "Love" ^//////^

Starlight : -_- *slaps Jet with a fish*

Jet : OW! DX

Sonic : Come on Silver! Lets "decorate" Jet >:3

Silver : Way ahead of you! *throws mustard at Jet*

Jet : AH!!!! SPICY MUSTARD!!! DX

Shadow, Starlight, and Sonic : XD NICE ONE SILVER!!!

Silver : He deserved it.

Jet : DX

Sonic : *throws honey at Jet*

Jet : It's sticky!!! DX

Starlight : Yay .3.

Jet : DX EW!!! It feels like slime! DX

Sonic : That was fun .3.

Silver : Yes. Yes it was .3.

Jet : T_T all I did was love ...

Shadow : But then love turned into being a pervert .3.

Starlight : No shit -_-

Shadow : Wait. If Jet has mustard and honey in his feathers .... Then doesn't that mean he has honey-mustard in his feathers?

Silver : XD

Sonic : I guess so!

Starlight ; That was a lame joke -.-

Shadow : Like you can't do any better -_-

Starlight : I can, but they inappropriate .3.

Shadow : Tell us one that is appropriate then .3.

Sonic : Yeah! XD

Silver : I guess so .3.

Jet : As long as it doesn't involved me ...

Starlight : It does .3.

Jet : Oh man.

Starlight : So Dr. Eggman, our science teacher, is teaching is life science.

Shadow : He is?!?!

Sonic : It's part of the joke Shadz -_-

Shadow : Oh. Continue.

Starlight : Anyways. Since every Mobian is technically animals, he asks me what type of animal is this student. So Eggman points at Sonic. "What type of animal is Sonic?" He asks. I answer "A hedgehog." "Correct. Next one." Eggman then pointed at Tails. "What animal is Tails?" He asked. I replied "a fox". He said correct and pointed to Jet. "What animal is Jet?" I replied. "A jackass" Eggman looked at me with a confused look. "He's a hawk." He said. "Oh. I know."

Sonic, Shadow, and Silver : *fall to the floor laughing hard* XD XD XD XD XD

Jet : OAO ... I thought you were gonna say "sexy beast"

Starlight : No. That's Scourge -w-

Shadow : Starlight.

Starlight : Yeah?

Shadow : Just go on.

Starlight : Ok .3.

Shadow, go bounty hunter.

Shadow : 030 wow. I'll be right back then. *walks to his room*

Starlight : 030 ok ...

Shadow : *comes back dressed as a bounty hunter* Hell yeah. This the boss -w-

Starlight : -_- Next.

Star, go hang out with anyone and Sonic.EXE, BEN, and Glitchy Red want you to hang out with them.

Starlight : 0//////0!!! REALLY?!?!

Sonic. Exe : Yeah. BEN told us how you are awesome at video games, so we thought it would be cool to hang out with you.

Glitchy Red : And you beat him in Pokemon!!! That's a winner in my book.

Starlight : 0/////////0 thanks ...

Shadow : Let me guess ...

Sonic : You're not coming back in time for the next chapter?

Starlight : Nope! Come one you three! ^^ *walks off*

BEN, Glitchy Red, and Sonic. Rex : *follow*

Silver : Well that was convenient .3.

Jet : Uh ... Guys? ... A little help?

Shadow : Dis you guys hear anything?

Silver : Yeah. It was Je - OH! Uh ... no. I didn't hear a thing.

Sonic : Neither did I. ^^

Jet : Guys? Help ...

Shadow : Let's head inside now.

Sonic : Ok.

Silver : Sure.

Jet : Guys? I can't feel my legs.

Sonic, Shadow, and Silver : Goodbye readers! *walk inside*

Jet : OAO ... Guys? ....

Wave : *walks by and sees Jet*

Jet : Wave!! Help me off!!!

Wave : ...... I would .... But I really don't want to.

Jet : WAVE THE SWALLOW GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!

Wave : I don't know ... Is that honey mustard?

Jet : IS THAT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW?!?!???!? I AM STUCK HANGING FROM A TREE AND - Wave? OAO ......... Wave? Where did you go? ..... Wave?

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Jet : -n- .... Goodbye readers ...