Starlight : Hey peeps! Starlight here!

Shadow : *on his laptop*

Starlight : Whatcha doing Shadow?

Shadow : Nothing important.

Starlight : Please?

Shadow : *looks at Starlight and back at his laptop* I'm watching porn.

Starlight : That's what I thought. -_-

Shadow : Wait, you actually fell for that?!

Starlight : No. I just said that so you'd feel stupid. :D

Shadow : -_-' ...

Starlight : Anyway. This is from ... XxSonic_ElsaxX.

Hey Shadow what do you think of the song Call me maybe! Starlight what do u think of the song Scourge and Knuckles I dare you to pole dance >w< AND SILVER TOO for me *blush* Sonic and Manic are you random to anything

Shadow : The song ... Call Me Maybe ... Is fucking retarded that even gay people would say so.

Starlight : I have to agree. Ever since I heard the song ... I wanted to kill myself. One of my most hated songs!!!

Shadow : Ok. Lets hope we never have to listen to that song. First is the Selfies song, now this?!?!

Starlight : -_-' What's next?

Shadow : Silver and Knuckles have to pole dance ... And so does Scourge. XD

Starlight : *blushing* WHAT?!?! WHY?!?!?

Shadow : Because it's a dare. And ... (points to 3 poles) there are their poles.

Scourge : *blushing* O//////O

Knuckles : I'd rather watch people pole dance than to do so.

Shadow : Are you talking about strippers?

Knuckles : .... You don't know anything.

Silver : Uh ... here's the thing, I don't know how to pole dance.

Shadow : You just do random dancing with a pole.

Silver : So I can dance the Waltz with a pole?

Starlight : No!!! *face palms* Look. You just ... *sighs and walks up to a pole* Looks Silver. You see a pole. You grab the pole and do this. (Starts pole dancing)

Shadow : Woah. She can do that?

Silver : (blushes) Oh. It's that kind of dancing.

Knuckles : (blushes) Ok ... this is really ... awkward.

Scourge : (blushing deeper and whistles) Damn. She can pole dance. OuO This can be better than porn.

Shadow : >_>

Starlight : (slides down the pole and gets off) There. You understand now Silver?

Silver, Shadow, Knuckles, and Scourge : *blushing and staring at her* ...

Starlight : What?

Silver, Shadow, Knuckles, and Scourge : *blushing and staring at her* ...

Starlight : *blushes a little* WHAT?!?!

Knuckles : *blushes a littles* Are you a stripper or something?

Starlight : *blushes* No! I just ... look just do the dare already.

Scourge : *blushes and smiles at Starlight* But are you?

Starlight : *gives Scourge the death glare* I heard you say that me pole dancing is better than porn, don't go there.

Scourge : O_O' Sorry. I'll just do the dare. *walks to a pole*

Knuckles and Silver : *walks up to their poles*

Scourge : Ok. This you fangirls will enjoy this. I can tell already.

Silver : *climbs the pole and fails* Ow. I wish I was stronger with my upper body strength and not by my psychokinesis.
-m-

Knuckles : *tries to grab the pole* Ok, how am I supposed to grab the pole if my hands are .... fat.

Scourge : *starts pole dancing*

Starlight : *blushing deep and looks at Scourge* O/////O

Shadow : *looks at Starlight with a perverted look* You enjoying this?

Starlight : *blushes more* NO!!!

Scourge : *gets off the pole* Done! How'd I do?

Shadow : Well Starlight? How did he do?

Starlight : *blushing* He ... he did ok.

Scourge : Good enough. How are Knuckles and Silver doing?

Knuckles : I broke the pole.

Silver : *breathing heavy* Can't ... even ... carry myself up a pole?!?!

Starlight : O_O ... Ok. This proves you should never ask someone that has big hands and someone that's weak to pole dance.

Shadow : Yeah. Um ... We totally forgot, Sonic and Manic.

Sonic and Manic : Yes?

Shadow : Are you random at everything.

Sonic : That's not always the case.

Manic : You see, it takes perfect timing to do so.

Starlight : Wow. I never heard you guys talk so ... sophisticated.

Shadow : I never heard you say such vocabulary ... what does that word even mean?

Starlight : It means to talk or reason in an impressively complex and educated manner.

Shadow : O_O ... uh ...

Starlight : To talk like a smart person. It also means other things, but in this case, it means that.

Sonic : O_O

Manic : O_O

Starlight : What? I'm the 2nd smartest in our family.

Sonic : I believe that.

Manic : Yeah. Me too.

Shadow : -_- I don't like you guys.

Starlight : Well, I'm gonna end this chapter now. Bye readers!

Scourge : I just forgot something! Have you guys seen one of my jackets? I went home and found one of them missing.

Starlight : O/////O !

Shadow : *evil grin* Heh. Well if you look hard enough, you'll find it.

Manic : Yeah. Find it. XD

Starlight : *blushing* BYE READERS!!!!