Starlight : *puts away the banned remote and walks* 

Sonic : Rock, Papers, Scissors, SHOOT!

Silver : I win

Sonic : HOW!?!

Shadow : Silver is the master at this kind of stuff man

Sonic : DX

Starlight ; What are you guys doing?

Shadow : Just messing around like we normally do

Starlight : Ah.

Sonic : ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!

Silver : I win

Sonic : DAMN IT!

Silver : :3

Starlight : Guys 

Shadow Silver and Sonic : What?

Starlight : We have more comments to do

Shadow Silver and Sonic : Aw..

Starlight : From SlyP54 it says Hello! Welcome to my wonderful dares and questions the may or may not contain destruction. 

Shadow : Ain't that a wonderful way to start

Starlight : Q: Do you guys want a hug? If so tails hug them. 

Shadow Sonic and Silver : No thanks

Tails : D:

Starlight : And now time to get into this world! * Hits teleport button* SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!! TAILS FIX IT I'M JUST GIVING DARES!!!!!

Tails : At least it won't make me feel useless now ... ;-; *walks away*

Sonic : TAILS WAIT I'M SORRY *runs after him*

Starlight Shadow and Silver : ....

Starlight : Shadow, do you guys want swissroll and hug flavored Smirnoff or cookie?

Shadow : Such a thing exists?

Starlight : Apparently so

Shadow : Can I just take the swissroll flavored one and leave?

Starlight : No

Shadow : Damn it

Starlight : Starlight, here *gives 100,000,000,000 dollar amazon giftcard*. For your needs. 

Shadow : .... Otaku shopping?

Starlight : Hell yeah

Shadow : Oh boy -3-

Starlight : Shadow, same plus a room that looks exactly like your old on. But you can't sleep there.

Shadow : I am now hearing more bullshit

Starlight : The minions have built an underground lair for you.

Shadow : I am now hearing the sweet melody of Fall Out Boy in my new lair

Starlight : Starlight, how are your new wall tv's doing? D:

Shadow : Well?

Starlight : Good. I love the HD 

Shadow : Me too. We sometimes watch Cinemasins and other stuff together

Starlight ; Yeah

Silver ; Lucky 

Starlight : Shadow, stuff an entire shack full of Smirnoff, cookies, and swissrolls.

Shadow : That's a waste of good junk food. How dare you

Starlight : Starlight, watch cinemasins and chariii5 with shadow 

Shadow : ..... Next week we're doing that

Starlight : Yeah

Silver : Again, lucky.

Starlight : Sonic, get Elise and throw her in a dungeon. 

Silver : Sonic left

Shadow : Will it count if I paint myself blue?

Starlight : No

Shadow : Damn it

Sonic : *runs back* I'm back! I'm back!

Shadow : Good. Now put Elise in a dungeon

Sonic : Dare?

Shadow : Yup

Sonic : Fine *walks away*

Shadow : Lazy 

Starlight : Everyone else, run for 8 hours at the same speed 18th shadow, starlight, sonic, and silver are coaches.

Shadow : ...

Silver : ..

Starlight : ...?

Shadow and Silver : TOO LAAAAAAZZZZYYYY

Starlight : I knew it. Be glad I'm lazy too

Shadow and Silver : YAY!

Starlight : Shadow, you are allowed to lie to scourge that he is silvers dad and see his reaction.

Shadow : .... He doesn't know!?

Starlight : I don't think he does...

Silver : Oh god.

Starlight : Shadow don't do it

Shadow : I'm gonna do it

Starlight : Don't do it

Shadow : SCOURGE!!! SILVER IS YOUR SON!

Silver : ....

Starlight : .... wait where is Scourge?

Scourge : *sleeping in Starlight's room* zzzz

Starlight : ...

Shadow : ...

Silver ; .....

Starlight : HA!

Shadow : DAMN IT!

Starlight : Now we shall continue on! Starlight, make sonic forget the twincest thing for good. Just make due any doesn't kids him for one day. Then it's permanent. Hope I was helpful or not. BYYYYYYYYYYEEERE!!!!!!!

Shadow : Who wishes they were not useful?

Sonic : Ah, the twincest thing. I haven't fanboyed about that in a while now. Made shirts and everything 

Shadow ; YOU MADE SHIRTS!?

Sonic : Yeah 

Shadow : I hate you SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

Sonic: :3

Silver : I'd ship it

Starlight : Silver you're not getting one of those shirts

Silver : But you guys ARE my parents so...

Shadow and Starlight : ........

Sonic : *hands Silver a shirt with Starlight and Shadow in it, surrounded by hearts*

Silver : *takes the shirt*