Starlight : *brushing Shadow's quills*

Shadow : *on his laptop* We have a new comment from SpellGurl

Starlight : Read it

Shadow : (thb I'm trying not to ship anyone in the Sonic fandom anymore unless it's requested *shrug*) I have a few questions. Shadow, why do you have a bike? if you're so fast then why do you need it? Silver, who would you say is your current bff? Silver, Shadow, Sonic, Memphilis, how did it feel to be in the worst game in existence? (06)

Sonic : THEN JOIN MY SHIPPING TEAM!

Shadow : Wait what

Sonic : BLACK ARMS TWINCEST IS A THING! IT SHALL BE A THING! IT MUST BE A THING! I REQUEST YOU TO SHIP IT! I WILL GIVE YOU AND THE READERS ANYTHING IF YOU SHIP IT!

Shadow and Starlight : .... *look at each other*

Sonic : *screaming* SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP!!!!!!!!!!

Starlight : Lets make him shut up

Shadow : Alright *kisses her lips*

Starlight : !?!?!?

Sonic : *gasps and faints*

Shadow : *pulls away*

Starlight : 0/////0 .... That wasn't at all what I meant ...

Shadow : Whatever

Starlight : 0///////////0

Shadow : Anyways, I own a bike because I wanted to have one. Alright? As for the last question, it was terrible, I wanted to DIE

Mephiles and Silver : Uh huh

Silver : My current bff is Blaze :3

Shadow : That's nice. I don't care

Silver : -3-