Starlight : Hello hello! Starlight here!

Shadow : What happened to your maid outfit?

Starlight : -_- ... you shouldn't have done that.

Shadow : And why is that BEN DROWNED?

Starlight : Because today we have Silverx721!

Shadow : -_- .... Fuck.

Starlight : Here it is.

Hey Shadow, I'm back, but this time I'm just going to give you some cookies, as payback for being mean.

Shadow : O_O ... Wait ... cookies for being mean?

Starlight : I don't understand -m-

Shadow : Who cares?! FREE COOKIES!!! *eats the cookies*

Starlight : Uh ... Next.

Silver, I dare you to TWERK!!!! Sonic, join him.

Silver : Aw man -m-

Sonic : Shadow, cover Starlight's eyes again.

Shadow : Done. *covers Starlight's eyes*

Sonic : *twerks* Come on Silver!

Silver : -m- *twerks*

Shadow : O_O ... My eyes are burnt off.

Sonic and Silver : *stop twerking* DONE!

Shadow : *removes his hand away from Star's eyes*

Starlight : Oh god ... Next.

Starlight ......... steal Shadow's favorite gun.

Starlight : Yes! *runs to Shadow's room*

Shadow : Damn it!

Starlight : *comes back with a gun* Done! And I'm not giving it back until this chapter is over!

Shadow : -m- ... Fine. Next!

And Jet, be flirty and kiss Starlight's hand.

Shadow : Yes! Ha!

Starlight : No! -m-

Jet : *perverted smile* I'm going to enjoy this.

Starlight : I'm not! -m-

Jet : *hands around Starlight's waist* Hey there babe.

Starlight : -m- ...

Jet : *kisses Starlight's hand*

Starlight : *blushing*

Jet : *winks at Starlight*

Starlight : *blushing even more and hits Jet with Shadow's gun*

Jet : Ow!

Starlight : *still blushing* I'm sorry! I couldn't take it!

Shadow : ... Pfft. What's next?

Shadow, you lucky Emo, don't worry, I will be back soon. Bye.

Shadow : Call me an emo, call Starlight a goth.

Starlight : ... Goodbye readers.