Food puns
Starlight : Soooo
Shadow : ....
Starlight : Today is a new day, so lets pretend the last chapter didn't happen ^^"
Shadow : *sigh* Fine...
Starlight : Today's comment is brought to you by absentmindedCrane
Shadow : Okay, and?
Starlight : Here is the comment. It says Yah know what..I feel like not torturing anybody except Jet. Dear Jet, I dare you to climb to the top of Mount Everest with no climbing gear. Dear Star and Shads to have a pun war Winner get a cookie Cake ^_^
Shadow : That cookie cake shall be MINE
Starlight : Ah hell no! Its gonna be mine!
Jet : ... *takes his extreme gear and goes off to Mt. Everest*
Shadow : Alright, how do we start this pun war?
Starlight : With something really punny
Shadow : ........
Starlight : I mean, we can just go to the dollar store and get everything for a dollar. But what wouldn't make any "cents" now would it?
Shadow : ....
Starlight : Actually, lets go to a restaurant. *holds up a can of ravioli* I want some of "Chef Boyardee" cooking!
Shadow : ......... um ...
Starlight : What am I saying? That's *holds up a jar of peanuts* "nuts"!
Shadow : Oh yeah? Well .... I don't want to "taco" 'bout it
Starlight : Well you "butter" back off pal! That cookie cake is mine!
Shadow : YOU "PEACH" OF SHIT! THE COOKIE CAKE SHALL BE MINE!
Starlight : B****, "PEAS"
Jet : *walks back* Are you guys still going on with the bad puns?
Shadow and Starlight : YES
Jet : -3-"
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