Starlight : Shadow get out of the closet pleasssseeeee

Shadow : NO

Starlight : Why not!?

Shadow : BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY

Starlight : Not me, the readers

Shadow : THEM TOO!

Starlight : ;3;

Shadow : . . . . . ugh fine *walks out* 

Starlight : YAY!

Shadow : What do we have now?

Starlight : A comment from absentmindedCrane saying Dear Shadow, if it's not much could you tell us your secret? Dear Jet, I dare you to get beat up by sans from Undertale. Dear Star, I dare you to kick Jet in the balls

Shadow : Yes it is a bother so no I will not tell you idiots my secret

Starlight : Please?

Shadow : No

Starlight : You get to watch Jet get beaten up

Shadow : No

Starlight : You can .... watch me get beaten up

Shadow : I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!

Starlight : THEN WHAT'S YOUR SECRET!?!

Shadow ; I'M A SMART ASS GENIUS ALRIGHT!?! I'M SMARTER THAN TAILS, I'M SMARTER THAN EGGMAN, I'M SMARTER THAN PROFESSOR GERALD FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Starlight : !!!! 

Shadow : And the reason I don't want people knowing that is because I don't want people to expect so much from me. That's Tails' job. He's the brains here. I'm just the emo looking guy that gets pissed off all the time

Starlight : Aw Shadow ...

Shadow : *sighs* So just ... continue!

Starlight : .... fine.

Sans : *barges in* 

Starlight and Shadow : GAAAH!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?

Sans : *waves*

Starlight : Oh its Sans from Undertale. WAIT WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!?!?

Me : *walks in* Due to complications with me not knowing jack shit about Undertale, I don't know what Sans can do or how he speaks. So he will be mute

Sans : *shrug*

Starlight : Oh okay.

Me : As for him beating up Jet, he's just punch and kick him

Sans : *nods*

Jet : Wait how did I get here!?!

Sans : *punches his face and tackles him down*

Jet : GAAAH!!!!

Sans : *starts beating him up*

Starlight : WAIT!

Sans : *stops* ???

Starlight : *kicks Jet in the balls*

Jet : *crying* Whyyyyyyyyy...

Starlight : Now you may continue 

Sans: *nods and continues beating him up*

Me : That's just sad... really