For Rainbow: Dash, would you rather eat a pie or kill Soarin?

Rainbow frowns slightly.

Rainbow: Well... Uh, that's a pretty difficult question... Gosh, why am I even here?

Rarity: Just answer the frickin' question, darling! I'm waiting for your pretty little head! Dresses, remember?!

Rainbow gulps, scared.

Rainbow: Thanks, Rare, for the help... So, I was saying... Well...

Twilight: Dashie, hurry up! Books, remember?

Rainbow gulps and shudders.

Rainbow: Okay, guys, you know I'm awesome and all... but this question is frickin' hard... I mean, I love Soarin and all but... eating a pie is... Well...

Pinkie: Just answer, Dashie! Tell them you love Soarie more than anything - beside me - in the world!

Rainbow blushes furiously.

Rainbow: Wha... what the heck are you saying, Pinkie? Never mind, I'd definitely kill Soarin. I HATE pies. Period.

Fluttershy: Poor Soarin then...